Things Real Men Never Do

Well, a real man wouldn't even turn something THIS trivial into an argument..... -__-

 

That's still pretty whack, bro.
Guess you're just not a real man. -shrug-
Now where's all mah sexy long haired fellas? I'm just a wikkid bitch on the loose for the weekend a bit early!

 

Burn ^.^

 

Real men consider when they are being manipulated by women and do the sums.

Strike a deal that suits you.

 

Real men roof their own houses. The rest of 'em call me.

 

..........paint their toe nails! Seriously, I'm on a visit to London at the moment and with the hot weather sandals etc are favor of the moment.

The amount of guys I've seen with colored nail polish, WOW must be a new craze...but seriously it looks so odd on a 6ft guy with hairy legs.

I appreciate the freedom of expression thing, but it's not attractive from my point of view

Shayla x

 

Been there, done that. Mind you, I wasn't in the UK. But I've had my toes painted silver, black, and gun-metal. Black is always good.

 

Yup, I hear ya.

 

Real men don't even give it a thought...

 

Sounds like a good advertising line.

"Are you a real man? Good, go roof your own damn house! The rest of you wanker boys, give me a call, cause obviously you need a real man to do that kinda stuff for ya. I'll even give your wife/girlfriend (if you've got one) a proper banging while I'm there, because obviously someone like you can't do that properly either."

 

Real men don't think of shit that is so precious like painting your toes.

 

real men don't post in these threads

*thinks*

damn

*hates self*

 

Real men don't hate themselves.

 

Real men accept they are not perfect and respect what they can do.

Takes a long time to work this out but when you do it is liberating.

One day it dawned on me most people are not perfect either, those that pretend are BS!!

 

Wtf

 

You not worked it out?

Simple things can be the hardest............ to learn.

 

real men have the penis they were born with and are adults

 

Real men don't automatically exclude females who identify themselves as males, and boys who have yet to become adults, from being perceived as "real men".

 

Real men don't eat quiche

 

Sh*t now I'm none for TWO!

None for three.

*givesupgoeshome*