There's a fucking mushroom growing out of my carpet!

One time I went down to the pine barrens to pick some mushrooms, then I came home and there was one growing out of the stearing wheel of my broken down pickup.

 

Any new mushrooms to report, Kinky Ramona?

 

Nope, we found that one, Lysol-ed the hell out of the area and moved everything away and opened the windows and the Lysol killed the spores and the carpet dried up and all was well. lol

 

Once I had to hide my car for a few months from the cops and when I opened it up there were pot plants growing in the rear floor carpets.:2thumbsup:

 

Well I’ve got mushrooms growing in my front yard after we had a tree cut down a few years ago and didn’t have the roots removed


Hotwater

 

this is one of the grossest...and funniest threads ever imo

 

I had a mushroom growing in my bathtub once.

I freaked the fuck out, put on a hazmat suit, and chopped it off with a sword.

Ok, maybe I just pulled it out and bleached the shit outta the whole area.

Now, I wouldn't be phased by something like that...our house is so full of filth (not that I'm a dirty person-its an old house)...we have mold growing under our shower...the only thing holding you up is the tiles in the shower. Its awful

 

mushrooms don't copulate

 

I had some type of fungus grow in the bathroom from under the baseboard once.
Glad it did, clued me into the slow leak behind the wall.

 

This sounds like the old place I live in, too. We are worried one of us is going to be having a shower one day and the bathroom floor is going to collapse on to the bottom floor, as all the tiles and wood underneath the bath are rotting and leaking on to the lower level.

 

there's a mushroom growing out of my crotch..

 

I have a giant mushroom growing right in front of my porch right now thats bright red and shaped like a frisbee. It's very weird looking.

 

I've had thoughts like this while showering.

I've also had thoughts like this while high, sitting on the couch downstairs, which is located directly underneath the bathtub. It's one of the ways I know I'm stoned, when I think thoughts like this,,

I've actually moved swiftly over, from under the bathtub, to avoid the impending doom.

Then, I also imagined that the steering column in a car I was driving (while high) was going to come loose and impale me through the chest, as I was driving home on the freeway one afternoon.

I think it would be entertaining to see someone falling naked through the ceiling.

Note to those in the shower: Hold your nuts if the floor gives way. Otherwise, you might end up looking for a new bag of nuts. True story.

These are the thoughts that people have, who believe in a God who is displeased with the sinful self-indulgence of smoking cannabis. Personally, I've had to confess to God many times, to avoid a certain catastrophe.

 

and a bag of nuts..

 

As there very well should be. :2thumbsup:

 

PICS or it didn't HAPPEN, mkay?? why the H am i looking thru 8 pages of nonsense about something that didn't happen??

 

Mushroom growing out of carpet = metaphor for a woman's clitoris (that is, if she still HAS a "carpet")

 

Malia and WW: Mold like that can cause some serious health problems. If you're renting your landlord is required to get rid of the mold and fix the floors.

Had a similar problem with my ex's old apartment. When the landlord refused to fix it, she broke the lease and moved in with me. And there wasn't a damn thing he (landlord) could do about it.