The worst thing to use for lube...

blood

 

imitation popcorn butter

 

a melted Mars bar

 

potato chips

 

Aids infected blood =]

 

blueberry liquid that is ACTUALLY for swallowing and making the dick harder... shouldve turned on the lights and read it...

 

Hydrofluoric Acid

-Hydrofluoric acid is extremely corrosive and a contact poison. It should be handled with extreme care, beyond that accorded to other mineral acids, in part because of its low dissociation constant, which allows HF to penetrate tissue more quickly. Symptoms of exposure to hydrofluoric acid may not be immediately evident. HF interferes with nerve function and burns may not initially be painful. Accidental exposures can go unnoticed, delaying treatment and increasing the extent and seriousness of the injury.[7] HF is known to etch bone, and since it penetrates the skin it can weaken bones without destroying the skin.[8] More seriously, it can be absorbed into blood through skin and react with blood calcium, causing cardiac arrest. Burns with areas larger than 25 square inches (160 cm2) have the potential to cause serious systemic toxicity from interferance with calcium blood and tissue levels - Wikipedia

 

trail mix.. the spicy habanero one

doritos...

gravle.. (rocks/dirt)

a midget ?

seasoning salt

wasabi

everclear alcohol, rubbing alcohol..

moldy peanutbutter ....

i could go on. . . . . haha. so many unsuccessful experiments.

oh & dont forget Bengay, icy-hot & metal shavings

 

squished bumblebees

 

eye boogers

 

rose branch

 

afterbirth

 

the stuff stuck on the heel of your Birk's

 

salt

 

fish guts

 

raw beef

 

chocolate cake

 

lipstick

 

pickle juice

 

soda