The worst thing to use for lube...

rolo ice cream

 

hard boiled eggs

 

well I tried putting chewing tobacco in my fleshlight,, I wouldnt say it was bad,, but now my pinky toy is all stained

 

kerosene

 

sand

 

those weird clumps of spit looking stuff that shows up in the grass sometimes

 

baked beans

 

used computer parts.

 

toe jam .

 

monster energy drink

 

tomato juice

 

eyeball juice

 

pimple puss

 

chicken wings

 

korean bbq and butter chicken

 

turtle wax

 

diarrhea with burnt hair mixed with chunky smelly acidic regurgitated vomit

 

gross huh ^^

 

yes...good job

 

hair gel