The worst sex you've ever had

oh... worst sex ever:

i broke up with some guy and i thought i still had feelings for him a couple of months
later, then i realized the only way to find out if that was true was to have sex with him
one last time... i went to his house and totally turned him on, we ended up having sex
in his bedroom's floor and i swear i was so bored... it was the WORST sex ever..........
he was all excited and stuff and i was like thinking about paiting my nails the next day.

 

Sex is the maker or the breaker of the relationship. You don't know someone until you get naked with them.

 

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I totally agree, but sex and intellect often intertwine. Someone's true personality often doesn't come out until they're naked and free...thats when disasters can happen

 

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Try before you buy. Best advice a man can get for 20 cents.

 

Since I'm a virgin I'll have to share to worst fap I ever had.

When I first started taking paxel for the first time it missed with the testostorone in my brain, I think the new chemicals from the medicine were mixing in with it. Anyways I downloaded a short Kobe Tai flick and when I started to fap my chest would get all tight and I'd feel like I was about to pass out. So it took 40 minutes. I was finnally able to fap off before the tension set in. Than I went 4 days without fappin and when I started again I didn't get no tense chest.

 

what is paxell? did you make up 'fap' or is it notenglish? did you mean that it took 40 minutes to masturbate or that you had to wait 40 minutes before you could masturbate.

also, are there any future plans to thwart this virginity streak your on?

 

no such thing as bad sex here

 

Paxel=Paroxotine, it's a medicine for Obssesive Compulsive people (me) and depressed people.

I meant it took me 40 minutes, I didn't have to wait, it took me 40 minutes to succeed.

I have hardly any contact with the outside world, but that doesn't mean I can't still try.

 

none

 

You live in france, just get some cash and you're set.

 

JGG is that 'none' as in you don't plan to thwart the virginity streak you are on? Or 'none' soemthing else I have no idea about?

also, i lost those photos of you from the other day. You know, the nude ones. You'll have to get those back to me.

 

I always thought you were a bummer

 

Bad sex.....

First time, at his mothers house (while she was at work so I was paranoid as hell). No foreplay, went at it with me splayed on the edge of his bed for awhile, then nothing was happening so he told me to turn over because he had heard somewhere that it was easier to come like that (for me or him, Im not sure)...eventually we just stopped and never did it again for the rest of the relationship.
Another time, at a party with the son of my mothers then best friend...I was wasted, completely, and all I could think about during it was how big a bubble I could blow with my bubblegum, then we got caught by some other people at the party. How embarrassing.
Another time, round the corner from a bar we were at, I had drunk a whole bottle of wine in half an hour before hand and didn't even know the guys name...people were walking past and everything.
Another time, at my old primary school of all places...! Doggy style on a steep hill covered in bark. The stains and grazes on my knees were still there in the morning, so I stayed in my bedroom til I knew he had left the premises (he was the friend of a cousin, whose house I had gone to for a party).

Jesus......thank god I dont do stupid stuff like that anymore

 

neither. Its just none..

They weren't nude, asshole.

 

yeah, not originally