The worst sex you've ever had

LMAO, good times.

 

Always annoying though, how Steve or the other beefy blokes would always get to the chicks before they kicked the crap out of their partners (who were sleeping with their mothers while getting their prostitute daughter pregnant)


Ah where has all the quality tele gone

 

I know, maybe we can start our own Australian talk show - Friday Night Bogan Bloodsports. No steve, no intervention, just teeth, fingernails and blood...oh not to mention bottles of VB and heaps a sheilas.

 

And quintessential Aussie blokes in their singlets, stubbies and thongs. We also have to include dunny races and guys racing while carrying their girls to win her weight in beer.


Ah well beddy byes for me. I'm bushed after watching the tennis and Mad Max and i have to study for a supp exam in feb for uni


Later matey

 

aaaaaah...the typical apathetic Australian uni student. Sup exams...and 3 months to study. I love it!

 

my worst time was my first lol

 

Actually i had a severe respiratory infection which is why i missed the cell metab exam in november. I'm also waiting to hear if i am to sit a cell bio exam as well but they sure are taking their time getting back to me, as i saw the dean about it in early january and exam period starts feb 6. Man it's going to be fun studying a whole semester in a no time at all. What makes matters worse, is that it's a first semester subject from last year. Lets just say, that i had issues with a staff member who has really dragged their feet on the issue.


What about you?

 

Im sorry tricks, I didn't mean to assume - My experience with Uni was just doing everything at the last minute, if at all. And my friends are all still failing or doing supps because they are lazy. I hope the semester goes ok for you...the best comforting thought i can give is that its only 6 months
again, sorry if that sounded rude

 

Nah no worries. The study is fine i just wish i knew about the other exam. I was doing 5 subs but i decided to do just the 4 with part time work and volunteering on as well. I used to cram for finals, but it's harder to remember info when you don't know what it means. Learning the subs means it's far easier to understand and recall in exams.
What did you do at uni, what uni were you at?

 

I went to university of Adelaide for 6 months, and studied health sciences. Terrible.
The following year I studied Biodiversity and Conservation at University of South Australia, quit after 2 months. Terrible. I prefer the University of life, I'm saving up to travel the world, then I might consider returning to study biology and/or philosophy. What do you study, what uni?

Here's an interesting fact: The two unis I attended are ranked in the Top 3 out of the list of the worst tertiary institutions in Australia. No wonder I fucking hated it.

 

I'm doing Psychology and Biomedical Science at The Uni of the Sunshine Coast and about to start at the Queensland Uni of Technology for a semester. In July i'm starting at Deakin.

The main bitch with me, has been very slack and incompetent staff in the science faculty who don't give a rats about students or their study. Speaking of, i should get back to the study. I'm on to the chapter on Thermodynamics which is the energy transformation within a collection of matter.


Later Ly mate

 

Worst for me was a 17 year old virging humping my bellybutton, all the time asking "Is it in yet?" Jesus, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

He he, poor little bastard. When I first started having sex it used to go soft and slip out without me realising it and i'd be humping between her legs. "Stop it, its not actually in there" would be the most frequent complaint.

 

Oh you poor bugger but i assume that has remedied itself?

 

Of course, I have become quite the cassanova.

 

Be still my beating heart

 

thats embarrassing!

 

Don't fight your ever increasing lust for me

 

I'm sensing a strong aussie presence

 

Retro, I'm having the wierdest night. Crazy conversations with all these aussies and to top it off Trickster wrote me an amazing erotic sotry in the hot tub thread. How are you doing anyway? its getting late