The worst sex you've ever had

woooo, 11th grade english actually proves to be worth something! drivel IS a verb, and it means to talk stupidly or childishly.

 

No, i totally get what you are saying!!! I knew i'd probably come off a little sexist and explain that one. Truth is, some of the girls i've been with have had sex lives equivalent of johnny wadd..my ex girlfriend for example (she was so nice though). I'm just trying to level from the guys point of view, those are the problems i've had. Do you think i'd actually have the heart to say to a guy "man, its probably because you've got a small dick?".

 

Unfortunately I think she's right, its listed in the dictionary only as a noun. But thanks anyway

 

Awww

 

Ya, I understand.


Just an FYI, the vagina does not get stretched out from sex. The tissues and muscles of the vagina are not something that gets "stretched out" sure it does for the moment, but it doesn't stay like that...otherwise those of us who have had kids would have our uterus's down at our ankles.
I think alot of people get confused with pelvic floor msucles and the vagina. The pelvic floor muscles can get stetched out (due to childbirth) but can be rebuilt through kegels. The pelvic floor supports the bladder.
Sounds like you could benefit a bit from an anatomy class and I mean that in the nicest and most respectful way. I don't want to give off the vibe that Im trying to pick on you or be disrespectful ...Im certainly not.
I as a woman, get tired of hearing guys talk about the vagina "all stretched out, or a loose bitch" when they really have no idea what they are talking about.
Yes, everyone is a different shape and size, but thats different and not due to tons of sex.
I have had 3 kids and can make every guy that I have been with cum like crazy and enjoy themselves. Isn't that what matters?

 

Ya, I understand.


Just an FYI, the vagina does not get stretched out from sex. The tissues and muscles of the vagina are not something that gets "stretched out" sure it does for the moment, but it doesn't stay like that...otherwise those of us who have had kids would have our uterus's down at our ankles.
I think alot of people get confused with pelvic floor msucles and the vagina. The pelvic floor muscles can get stetched out (due to childbirth) but can be rebuilt through kegels. The pelvic floor supports the bladder.
Sounds like you could benefit a bit from an anatomy class and I mean that in the nicest and most respectful way. I don't want to give off the vibe that Im trying to pick on you or be disrespectful ...Im certainly not.
I as a woman, get tired of hearing guys talk about the vagina "all stretched out, or a loose bitch" when they really have no idea what they are talking about.
Yes, everyone is a different shape and size, but thats different and not due to tons of sex.
I have had 3 kids and can make every guy that I have been with cum like crazy and enjoy themselves. Isn't that what matters?

 

Ya, I understand.


Just an FYI, the vagina does not get stretched out from sex. The tissues and muscles of the vagina are not something that gets "stretched out" sure it does for the moment, but it doesn't stay like that...otherwise those of us who have had kids would have our uterus's down at our ankles.
I think alot of people get confused with pelvic floor msucles and the vagina. The pelvic floor muscles can get stetched out (due to childbirth) but can be rebuilt through kegels. The pelvic floor supports the bladder.
Sounds like you could benefit a bit from an anatomy class and I mean that in the nicest and most respectful way. I don't want to give off the vibe that Im trying to pick on you or be disrespectful ...Im certainly not.
I as a woman, get tired of hearing guys talk about the vagina "all stretched out, or a loose bitch" when they really have no idea what they are talking about.
Yes, everyone is a different shape and size, but thats different and not due to tons of sex.
I have had 3 kids and can make every guy that I have been with cum like crazy and enjoy themselves. Isn't that what matters?

 

WHOA! 3rd time is a charm right? Sorry 'bout that

 

He he, i hate it when that happens! Do you have a slow connection like me.

Ok, that was very insightful, but as a guy you can really notice the difference between a girl whos done it a lot and a girl who hasn't. I don't really care what science says, the difference is there. It could just be coincidence though, those girls i spoke about were far from fit and certainly lacked enthusiasm..that could explain the pelvic muscle situation. Now that i think about it, you're probably right. ok, but that still doesn't account for what i said originally...that some girls are loose..no matter how you put it scientifically, its just the same as guys having small penises.

 

I feel ya babe, I totally get what your saying now that u put it a little differently

 

yay!!! a hipforums argument that was actually resolved.....

Thanks for being cool, this probably won't mean a lot to you, but Happy Australia day!

 

:H thanks man!

 

you are totally a male I can tell by your legs and btw I have those socks. the gap from last year...gap has the cutest freaking socks

 

I have learned. I have learned from your mistakes. I will have sex with a girl with no kinks one time before I let her tie me up. I would love to be tied up, but I wouldn't want to be tied up with her slamming me and it hurting. I seriously never thought of that. I guess I don't think of the worse case senario when it comes to sexual fantasys, because fantasys are always the best.

 

I feel like you know me completely , internally and in a latex way...

I've been waiting for you forever... well at least since the last season of Buffy.

 

Why do i feel like i'm on Oprah? Where's the free bag of goodies

 

Sorry trickster, you're on the wrong set. This is JERRY SPRINGER.

Instead of giving you a bag of goodies i'm gonna call you a f@!#@$ing b#$@% c$#% slut. (This is about the time you get out of your seat and run towards me and the audience starts yelling "SIT DOWN WHORE, SIT DOWN WHORE", then steve comes up and stops you from scratching my eyes out while I pull my pants down and show you my butt)

Yeaaaaaah!

 

Ah but you forgot about me walking off stage, then coming running back on (followed by the cameras) and calling you the worst sex of my life. Then i'd tell everyone how you have a small penis and can't get it up on several occasions. At which point, you lunge at me so Steve holds you back and i stand there smiling as the audience starts chanting " The Lying man is limp, The Lying man is limp" "His penis is a little shrimp, His penis is a little shrimp"

I finish by telling you that i slept with your sister and she turns me on more than you ever did, at which point you ask to watch


The end, roll credits

 

Tuche..but you forgot about Jerry's little morality speech at the end.

 

Until next time, take care of yourself and each other