The worst sex you've ever had

uh... where do you get it that i morally disapprove of your life ?... i morally disapprove of your POST because you are being a shithead...that's about it...

 

LOL OK.
Oh BTW, I think alot of things about you but I don't sit here and type them out ...because honestly, I don't really care about you, or what you post. I mean c'mon, get over yourself.

 

Oh c'mon now...you know my ass is tight and that I'm incredibly hot... and the Irish accent ? I've got that too...

 

I thought you were male?

 

So you think a lot of things about me but you don't care... fuck I'm wounded here...someone get me a band-aid...

I don't post my personal shit on the board... altho I've got plenty of it... and plenty I'm not proud of... I don't mean to judge u or others... personally I don't think that I did... gotta make the best fist outta life u can .... ur a real popular member here... I'm just some schmoe from a land far far away... and I don't even have a vagina and look crap in a mini-skirt so I'm the underdog here... and I'm cool with that... I just don't like folks slaggin off folks who can't defend themselves... specially not someone who will be real important to them until the day one of you are worm food.

LMAO at your last post ...I am male hon... listen let's forget it... I enjoy readin ur escapades and hope you a happy fucker will turn out.

 

OK!!! Worst Sex... Lets see...I was 15, it was the 1st time. Nuf said...

YellowBellyHippy answered the question in the title of the thread. We have to accept her answers as fact. She knows more about TaraBeth than anyone else in the world, let alone the Forums.

If you were to ask me how I feel about my wife everyday, I'd most likely have a different answer everyday, if I was being honast.

Now how bout a round of Kum Bi Ya?

 

Thanks I can respect that .... and I do kind of understand the point your making about talking about someone who cannot defend themselves, but its like this: HF's is *my* little reality escape, my little space on the web where I can let it all out through typing and *most* of the time Im not judged but sent love and compassion (like most hippies!) and it makes my day all that better. I have met some of the most awsome people here and I have learned ALOT about people. So this is just one of my releases, one of the places I go to let it all hang out so to speak. So maybe that explains my side a little more.?

 

haha the worst time is I met this girl at a party, and i was messed ( and was already feeling pretty parranoid ) and something she didn't tell me before hand was that she had a blood fetish, so were going at it and out of no where she reaches over and grabs my blade ( like for busting up lines) and decided to slash my chest, scared the shit out of me.

 

That bitch would get a big right hook to the fucking head if she ever started cutting on me and probably choked soon after.

 

Coolio my dumb ass and I will shut up now.

 

I Don't know why but I always had the idea that Hipforums supporters could delete their own threads...too bad.

Because some skanky fuckhead (ahem...parnell) has drivelled her self-righteous, ugly and unintelligent shit all over this one and ruined it for everyone else.

Congratulations Sweetheart. I hope you get banned.

 

I've never seen "drivel" used as a verb before... nice goin Shakespeare.

 

I don't really care, we can all go to sleep tonight and forget about these things..but you my friend are a bitch and unless you do something about it you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life. One day you'll be old and ugly and you'll regret you didn't spend more time in life working on your personality.

 

Thanks for that Dad.

 

'Do you remember the first time, i can't remember the worst time'

Pulp was right all along

 

Gross!

My first time was the worst for me.

 

No problem. Not that I thought it would have any effect on you, we were all little turds once at high school. It gets boring, trust me.

 

i had a girlfriend i actually had to fake orgasms with. i don't know if it was the condoms, but after like 15 minutes, my dick would go numb and i would be going at it, not knowing whether i was hard or not. and i would get so bored because all feeling was gone and it just wasn'y worth it anymore.....so i would fake it...just to end the work out, because thats all it was...

 

hey, i hear you dude. That happens sometimes, i really think it has a lot to do with condoms. Some girls are a little loose too, so if you don't have the girth of a porn star you'll find trouble getting the stimulation you need. I hate having to fake an orgasm, some girls might actually listen to you if you say, "I don't really care about cumming, lets just lie and cuddle for a while" and that can be nice, but of course half the time they keep asking if they've done something wrong. Sex can be a gamble, you have to find the right people for you.

 

Ok, this I thought was a little sexist.... Im not trying to pick on you, but I just thought it was kind of offensive.
I mean, did you ever think its maybe because a guy's dick is so small and thats why its not getting the stimulation they need? (Im not saying you specificly)