The Very Best of Chat Stevens

Enjoy your tortillas. I was up at 3:30 this morning. It is six now. Time to think about breakfast.

 

i only been up since 9pm it is 8am now. but i am going over a friends in a few hours so i would like to get some sleep before i go.

 

:coffee:.... I gotz a chipmunk.




And deers....

 

Your system might have a virus... Are you wearing protection? Seriously though have you run any anti virus and anti malware scans? (you need both)

 

i cant get a computer virus, i wear a condom whenever i get on a desktop.

 

do you wash your hands?

 

what about heart surgeons....I don't want you slicing my chest open and trying to wing a triple bypass

both scans done automatically every night...0 threats found...........it is a windows 8 thing but today I am phoning the asus helpline

 

Got up had a croissant with HOMEMADE raspeberry jam in it, brought back from the UK from my grandad. ummm lot of tension here in the hahaha household. Have a little revision I want to take care of for school, got a few other things on 'the list' to take care of today as well. wish me luck stoners. oh and im hopefully smoking later today, who knows though.

 

of course i do every time i take a sip of my flask of jose cuervo 1840

 

My new bro's birthday today. Think he's 44?
Probably gonna hang out later.

 

Good morning beautiful people :sunny:

 

Morning! :sunny:

I'm shortly to go back on my pansy and firecracker-material hunt...but I have High Hopes.

Hope your day is memorable (in a good way), Manservant.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJVewWbeBiY"]♥ "High Hopes" ♫ Frank Sinatra - YouTube

 

i need to make some raspberry jam. my recipe is super-low sugar, because i dont add any storebought pectin. if i was going to add pectin i would make it myself. i prefer to do things the old fashioned way. my grandmother thinks im crazy. she says "you cant do everything for yourself" oh yeah? watch me. lol.

my father/stepmother are trying to buy the oooooold family farm in nebraska. i am pretty sure thats where we spread my grandfather's ashes. im just glad that they will be close enough to visit. then i can send the boy to work the farm in the summer. muahahahaha. not really, i would go too.

 

They don't think they are the problem. The world is the problem and they are the victim. So counseling will not work, they are not willing to try.

I had a room mate once who I genuinely think was one of the 1% of the population that is a sociopath. It was amazing but kinda sad to watch her turn things around and always blame others.

Her ex boyfriend tried to commit suicide on her bed (while I was in the living room) and all she could talk about is how incosiderite that was to her because she would need a new bed because of it being part of a crime scene. She didn't even care if he was dead, so happy I don't live there anymore.

 

she wants a new bed after only one dead body?....that's crazy.....in Canada we don't throw our bed away till half a dozen people have croaked in it

 

I am very happy, as I finally found a good hash connection in town.
180 on the ounce and it is locally produced. Exactly what I have been looking for! It only took me about 2 years to finally find the connection.

But now I have enough hash to last me a couple of days at least.

 

i'd come to pq for that deal......might be entertaining some friends from England soon and one of the things I promised was pq...the other was Niagara wine region and the falls...........................................................................I still cant space...i'm losing it.rare look inside my home for you stoners....the press is partially set-up as ineglected to measure my door so it had to come apart to get inside.........fucking heavy..............................this is the dining room[white room] with sunroom in behind......mind the mess..........................................................second pic is pepper the pitbull.....15 and still hobbling....this dude gets treated good...he's in some pain so he's on dogxies and stoned all the time...sometimes we gotta lift ol pep into his chair...............fucker came to life right quick at 1am last night when he spotted one of my cats....jesus Christ I thought ol foxglove was doggie treat for a minute there

 

people normally hang pictures on the wall instead of just laying them on the couch edge

 

Stoner dog...