The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Knows me very well

 

is a piddle paddler

 

is a paddle piddler

 

Just likes to piddle on everything.

 

is gone on a trip ta the moon

 

Wants to go on a trip to the moon with me

 

Has packed supplies in his dinghy ready to sail to the moon

 

Once took an ill-fated road trip to Manchuria.

 

lives on a star

 

Is puggybears teddy bear.

 

is getting more absurd by the minute ha! ha!

 

Knows how to give a compliment.

 

^ Hasn't taken a shower in weeks!

 

Unmercifully teases turtles.

 

once attempted to inhale from the wrong end of a joint and burnt his lips....decided afterwards he'd better retire from being a hippie...

 

always lights his joints upside down an ends up smokin' loadsa roaches

 

Dyed all her body hair green, white and orange for irelands recent soccer match against spain ....and still hasnt washed it off.

 

believes gold is orange

 

Once tried to deposit a large number of a certain well known mediterranean citrus fruit into a bank....claiming they were worth a lot of money.

 

Claims to be able to make lead out of gold.