The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Perilless, May 26, 2012.

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  1. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    has a strange obsession with nuts !
     
  2. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Likes to throw his nuts in crowded rooms.
     
  3. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Never uses a razor blade more than once ... and only shaves half his face before changing it.
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Can't find her camouflage jacket!
     
  5. StpLSD25

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    ^Keeps a vampire slaying kit under her bed. Complete with a steak, a crucifix and, a 9mm pistol with a silver bullet in the chamber.
     
  6. Monkey Boy

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    Walks around town in a snuggie,
     
  7. StpLSD25

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    ^Drops LSD on kids candy during halloween, and if they bitch he says "look you little fucker; you don't know this now, but you're in for a TREAT!"
     
  8. roamy

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    only walks on his hands
     
  9. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    ^ wishes she could see me in a snuggie, walking on my hands.
     
  10. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Only goes birdwatching in January, February, and April through December. Because he once went to see a play, and one of the actors delivered a terrible warning: Beware the Hides of March!
     
  11. Monkey Boy

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    Drives a car with eyelashes and lips.
     
  12. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Thinks he's a better driver than me ... but just doesn't realise how much talent it takes to slot your car neatly into a ditch ... upside down.
     
  13. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Has a beehive hairdo and she stores things in it.
     
  14. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Wears his hair in bunches
     
  15. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Has 2 pet parrots that sit on right and left shoulder at all times.
     
  16. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Sings operatic arias every dy from 2.57 to 5.39 without fail
     
  17. Capt._Obvious

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    Has a blue willy.
     
  18. StpLSD25

    StpLSD25 Senior Member

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    ^has blue balls.
     
  19. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Stalks the owner of the Chum-Lee doll factory.
     
  20. StpLSD25

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    ^ Is the all-seeing eye in the tetrahedron on the dollar bill
     
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