The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Suffers from having an over-active cutlery set

 

has a pool table in his lorry

 

Cut the breaks in said lorry last Tuesday

 

paid me ta do it

 

Paid me to do alooooot of things that won't be mentioned here.

 

paid me not ta mention them

 

Whispered them all to me!

 

whispered my whispers ta snoopy

 

Realized all the whispers were true and joined a vegan vampire alliance.

 

joined it with me

 

Seduced me to convince me to join!

 

Seduced me to want to whisper some more things. :biggrin:

 

seduced me ta try and get more information outa me

 

Almost got more than bargained for. :biggrin:

 

he believed the false information i gave him :rofl:

 

Believed that I had candy in my van. Also, believed I had a van.

 

is after kidnapping dancing and now wants a3million euro ransom from me ta free her.( shit! i'll have ring gerry adams for a loan) ha! ha!

 

lol is making me roll in the floor laughing.

 

Got raped by a lollipop in the nonexistent candy van while blowing Charlie the Unicorn.

 

caught up the lollipop and fed it ta the unicorn for dinner