The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

M'lady is the culprit which causeth the sweat to pour forth into said armour

 

Is evidently unaware that the ~est suffix is the second person singular (As in "Thou visitest the Earth, and belssest it and blessest it").

Probably also believes that "Wherefore art thou?" means "Where are you?"

 

Is an incredible smart alec

 

Is unaware that my name isn't Alec (but he's right about the incredible bit ... )

 

Is an aspiring photographer with a great future....hint hint

 

His mind is on the same wavelength as mine

 

Still thinks 'The Millers tale' is really raunchy stuff.

 

Everyday does cartwheels uphill, with no drawers on.

 

Hides in hedgerows making candid videos of puggy doing cartwheels

 

Started a hedgerow farm, thought it said hedgehogs.

 

Eats hedgehog burger and chips for supper every third wednesday, and every second Wednesday during Lent

 

Won't give me her secret hedgehog recipes.Welcome back BB

 

pretends to be retired-but we ALL know he works part time painting stripes on skunks tails

 

Can't ever get the 8 ball in the side pocket

 

Has never watched me in action with a snooker bat!

 

Tells the truth!

 

His last name is Apples

And his middle name is For

 

Only eats apples drenched in caramel,
chewing skillfully with her one last tooth.

 

Was a coconut in a previous life

 

Likes nuts.