The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

eats noodles with a spoon

 

^^Stole my time bars

 

is going ta have dinner ready on time

 

^^is gonna have breakfast ready on time

 

is getting up early

 

Has named each of her teeth.

 

has names on all her toes

 

kicks puppies and records it and puts it on youtube.

 

kills puppies, records it and puts it on youtube.

 

writes with a quill pen

 

stole pensfans pens an gave them ta all of us

 

used those pens to write her name on the walls

 

spray painted my name off the walls

 

writes stories in invisible ink and leaves out the endings.

 

writes on invisible paper and leaves out the beginnings

 

Edited the Bible so that Genesis no longer begins "In the beginning"

 

reads a bible every day

 

reads a set of hair curler instructions every day

 

is going ta lend me a hairstraightener ha! ha!

 

Has a collection of 726 hair straighteners which she's borrowed from different peopel and never given back