The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Has my crayons up his nose

 

Only knew they were HIS crayons by the taste

 

Has funny tasting nose boogers

 

eats toejam-&-Marmite sandwiches

 

...controls Justin Beiber with strings

 

Controls Justin Bieber with the rest of the orchestra

 

is Justin Bieber

 

is a ghost

 

...has no idea what "the" means

 

has no idea what "this" means

 

Thinks golf should be outlawed.

 

Invented sol-fah golf .... that's the one that only has a seventh tee

 

Has appalling taste in sandals

 

plays hurling with a golf stick

 

Plays camogie with a tennis racket

 

Plays Shinty for the Kilted Hawaiian Shinty Club

 

plays handball with a football

 

Was going to join the debating society-but got talked out of it!

 

His hardest workout routine is brushing his teeth in the morning.

 

Oxy was asked if she'd ever shoe'd a horse.

She answered "No-but I once told a donkey to fuck off"