The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Once fingered a fish

 

Doesn't know the difference between mild dew and mildew

 

Tried to give an egg a haircut.

 

Wears a hemp wig

 

eat the hemp seeds i left out for the birds

 

wears her knickers backwards

 

once drank 5 gallons of bowel prep (intended for pre-colonoscopy clean-out), strapped himself to a toilet seat and attained an elevation of 320 feet. Was unable to be prosecuted as the "aircraft" was technically unpowered, so he was fined $300 for public defecation over London. And Manchester. And Liverpool, Sheffield, Newcastle and Torquay. To this day has a tattoo on his bum that says Warning: Dangerous at ranges of up to 2 miles

 

Once was the co-star and only surviving member of a once popular but since lost snuff-film.

 

Spends his weekends doing as little as humanly possible without actually dying.

 

Was one of the penguins in that nauseating "chuff chuff busy busy work work bang bang" television advertisement

(British posters of a certain age will know to what I refer ...)

 

Will understand I am FAR below the requisite age for knowledge of such traumatic scenes...

 

Regally, genuinely believes that he can pull teh wool over our eyes with a pathetically transparent claim such as that!

 

Ran out of toliet paper at a friends house, so she jumped in the shower.

 

sleeps under the bed

 

farts into the air-freshener

 

dresses in the bath

 

Claims her great-great-granny invented the snowball!

 

Wonders why everyone checks their watches as soon as he begins a conversation.

 

^^ was once asked by his hot lesbian neighbours what he wanted for Christmas. They misunderstood him and he got a Rolex......

 

Oh,LORDY!

It's that chump Ivory again,thinking the buxom temptress oxy is a BLOKE!

Will someone PLEASE explain the difference to him using small words-and don't let him swallow his crayons!