The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Is so hot he makes the snow melt.

 

decided to char the Thanksgiving Turkey and write "deceased" on the skin this year

 

Decided to celebrate Thinksgaving this year, just ta be different

 

celebrates other country's holidays just to have another day off from work

 

only posts while sleeping

 

Writes her letters to Santa in Latin

 

has a job reading Santa's letters

 

Sticks her finger in random strangers coffee cups to see if it's hot enough, also blows on their soup without permission.

 

Rides a donkey to work.

 

has lunch with bears

 

Is Madonna's bra designer

 

has breakfast every mornin' with madonna

 

Thinks Madonna is a kind of kebab

 

thinks a kebab is a kinda a cabbage

 

Used to own a car that only went downhill.
Then one day a friend explained what the needle pointing to 'E' meant.

 

Does a seventeen minute aerobic workout dancing to the Birdie Song every night before he goes to bed

 

Licked all the snow clean off her yard convinced it was the free icecream she prayed for.

 

Once ran out of milk for her coffee, so used mayonnaise instead. Has never been quite the same since that day ...

 

Read a recipe for mayonnaise which said "eggs and oil".

Knows that caviar is fish eggs ... so tried to make mayonnaise with caviar and cod liver oil, and is still wondering what went wrong

 

.......says the woman who spent an hour trying to find the fish's fingers!