The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Doesn't love America.

:dizzy2:

 

dose'nt love milkshakes

 

Speaks with an american accent

 

Says eh all the time

 

dose'nt want one a ^ them yummy buns

 

wants to eat bad brains

 

Feels waking up, & stretching and yawning is stressful morning excersize.

 

knows me too well :hide:

 

Gets sexual gratification from looking at dogs humping one another.

 

Doesn't get sexual gratification from dogs humping one another...

 

has 100 drumsets

 

God I wish.

Goes on leprechaun hunts.

 

goes on bigfoot hunts

 

Writes poems using secret words only she knows that rhyme with 'husband,penguin & laundry'.

 

^^wants my manpussy

 

^ aches for my gentle caress. So much so that he suffers 'restless leg' syndrome

 

^^has clearly planted a webcam somewhere in my laptop

 

wears a flimsy silk 'babydoll' nightie when using his laptop.


[SO I'M TOLD!]

 

Puts pics of him with his bass on his profile so he looks cool.

 

Hmm-has studied pics of moi. I'm flattered.