The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Clones kittens for bizarre rituals and experiments.

 

Pleased himself so often, his arm had to put in a cast and his hands have to soak in lotion overnight and rubbed with butter.

 

Is rather kinky.

 

Puts on lipstick and eyeshadow before making his kinky posts which you have to sign a waiver and pay a fee to read.

 

Tried to get on Jerry Springer as a guest but was deemed "Just to damned bizarre".

 

Rehearses his favorite pick-up line "yo hoe, you ever watch a grown man cry?" in front of his stuffed animal collection every day.

 

eats soup with a fork

 

Eats ice cream with chopsticks

 

can play 'Chopsticks' on the electric triangle

 

Has electrocuted himself with the electric triangle in the bathtub

 

has broken the 'E' string on his air guitar.


[NOT an easy thing to do!]

 

Sells air online for half price.

 

Is holding her breath until she can get a better deal.

 

Is actually a Panda bear and is eating own house

 

DMFP actually means "Device Management Feature Pack," which is a microsoft term. He's actually working for microsoft, in accordance with CISPA, to find out what devices are being used by the hippies, then he's selling that information to the FCC and the department of homeland security! Everyone block your IP address!

 

^ obviously a member of the F.B.I. monitoring this site for information that will be used against us all in court when we are all hauled away to be put in F.E.M.A. camps where they will work us like dogs for 18 hours a day digging a tunnel to Hell in order to form an alliance with Satan ::adjusts tin foil hat::

 

^ Has been hacking in to the FBI database and stealing our secret documents. Knows too much (including that tinfoil protects people from mind control,) there's only one thing you got wrong; we're not tunneling into hell, we're building a latter to heaven, Mwuahahaha!

I can see it now; Fox news anchor "Now that Americans believe in heaven, should we blow it up?"

 

Is the Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade!!!

 

When the pope joined ebay,Willy showed him how to open a papal account!





[da-da-boom...tish]

 

Is actually a Swiss Guard in disguise

 

Is purposely spelling his name backwards.