The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

banned for boiling icecream

 

Banned for actually burning water.

 

banned for freezing fire

 

Banned for selling a length of rope and advertising it as a Solar Clothesdryer.

 

banned for selling sold things

 

Banned for buying free stuff.

 

Banned for freeing wild animals.

 

Is trying to confuse me and suck out my brains by making me think this is the banning thread.

 

Is easily coRnfused.

 

LOl! Is actually right for the first time in his 103 year old life. :wheelchair:

 

Actually thinks rhinestone encrusted lips ARE gorgeous

 

loves rhinestones

 

rubs up against the blarney stone for sexual pleasure

 

has kissed the blarney stone

 

is the only one that knows why i kissed the blarney stone where i did.

 

is still hanging upsidedown there

 

stole my favorite pens championship hat.

 

has 100 hats

 

used duct tape to tape up a duck

 

stole my duct tape