The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

lives in a tree house

 

Cuts down trees with tree houses in them so she can build her own tree castle!

 

has a secret love for the queen of england...

 

Is the Queen of England on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.

 

Is the queen of england for the rest of the week, except for sundays, when roamy takes a turn

 

lilys are his favorite flowers

 

Always offers to trade roamy's Sunday turn for 3 sea cucumbers and a used teabag.

 

runs a sea cucumber farm in antarctica

 

Spent 12 years wandering around The UK trying to find Monty Pythons home.

 

is being held prisoner in monty pytons home for associations with the enemy ha! ha!

 

Lives her life according to the Lumberjack song.

 

is tieing sheets together ha! ha!

 

Wants to be tied up in the sheets.

 

really wants ta steal my sheets cos he's still 12ft short of an escape drop ha! ha!

 

Helps prisoners escape, enjoys the crime rate going up.

 

Hangs around the jail on Fridays after the bars close and pretends to be a lawyer.

 

has just touched ground.safely! ha! ha!

 

Makes up insane lawsuits to waste the courts time.

 

You put all the algae in Lake Winnipeg.

 

Pushes elderly out of their wheelchairs whenever he's tired and wants to sit down.