The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Makes Beatle diaramas out of onions and toothpicks.

 

loves going to the dentist

 

practices dentistry without anesthesia

 

eats fish from the tank, then blames the cat!

 

eats cheese from a plate an blames the mouse

 

eats mice form the plate and blames the cheese

 

poo's on the rug, and blames the dog.

 

has an elephant living in his bathroom

 

Poo poos on the hamster and blames the dark room

 

Once wore clothes

 

Is very observant!

 

Is very sweet to have even noticed

 

told obama where bin laden was

 

Doesnt cooking cabbage in her underwear stain them green?



^ once attempted to disguise herself as a sheep by gluing polystyrene to her back

EDIT: ..omg...triple post

 

Has an extremely cute sig pic

 

Wants to see what's behind all of Lady Godiva's hair

 

Is always curious if I have a new smell

 

Has a distinctive new smell every day

 

Has all the smells memorized and has nicknames for them.

 

Smells chair assprints. (Gotcha)