The UK night time thread!

iggy:

 

what is the meaning of iggy:

 

Human beings just cant answer such huge questions

 

ooh Im in a reet wierd mood

 

Just had to call the police

Bloke got robbed just down the road, came bursting in shouting 'call the police!'

Fucksake all they got off him was 30 quid..

 

I got robbed on new years day once.

( this is a long story, so get some popcorn ready )

It was new years day morning. My GF was working and my mate was asleep on the sofa downstairs. Beings as my GF would be at the bar all night and I didn't know when she would be back, I left the door unlocked.
I was ill so I couldn't go out and party like everyone else. I wasn't able to sleep that night, which was really lucky.

Anyway, at about half 6 in the morning I hear the front door. So I think, "hey, my girlfriends home."
Then I hear the sound of a lighter going 'click click', so I thought, beings as my GF doesn't smoke it must be my mate woke up.
I hear them coming up the stairs, into the bathroom. 'click click'
Then into my spare room. 'click click'

Then i can see the glow of the lighter as they come through my bedroom door!

It's a fucking Chav in a white cap using the lighter to see!

I watch him for a minute or two while he snoops round my computer. He must've thought my mate on the sofa was the owner of the house, passed out on the sofa after a long night.

After a couple of minutes he still hadn't noticed me, so I reached down and grabbed a katana from the rack next to my bed.

I shout, "OY! YOU!, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" and he turns round startled!
"GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!"

He bolts down the stairs with me hot on his heels and I chase him about half way up my street.

Suddenly it starts to dawn on me...

It's new years morning...
I'm running down the street with a samurai sword....
And I tend to sleep naked!

At this point I decide not to continue chasing, return home and phone the police.

Stupid thing is, my mate slept through all of this! He finally woke up while I was talking to the police woman. His first words to me were, "She's a bit hot eh?"

The thief got away with three disposable lighters and my favourite Bong!
The bastard!

 

I'm so excited! I'm in the time range!!

Now I'm going to sleep.

 

Blah.

 

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

FERRETY TIME!

^_^

I'm in that weird mood where I'm tired but can't sleep and instead i'm reeeeally kinda hyper.

No more sugar for me tonight

Peace
Akai-Chan

 

Haha..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tWdcfnsuc


From now on I'm only going to post in this thread during daylight hours..
because I'm like that

 

I'm posting at the right time again!

...
Now I'm going to sleep.

 

I'm at work unexpectedly
On the plus side I get paid double for the short (nonexistant) notice

 

Good evening people of the night....

 

Woooooo! Wait...Im too early :leaving:

 

*Yawn*

i feeling very tired so im gonna post early

hello all

 

It's not night but I don't care...

Everyone have a banana! *hands out bananas*

 

Ave a cuppa tea, ave a cuppa tea!

(I'm a cockney!)

 

Bleh. Feeling too stuffy-nosed and ill to sleep, lectures in 3 hours, what fun we do have..

 

Uh huh. Uh huh. Daytime posse arite.

 

Gd evening