The two sentence game

I needed to pee


I walked quickly until—-

 

I came to a small copse of trees.
Then I looked around

 

At the naughty couple hiding. lol

Today I feel very.....

 

Glad I peed on them


I hope I never—-

 

See them again, though!
As I continued on,

 

I came across a river


I thought maybe I could—-

 

Swim across.
Unfortunately, it was

 

not just water that I was navigating through.

The thick goo was making progress seem like

 

An Impossible task


I jumped in anyway thinking

 

That I was a strong swimmer.
But I hadn't counted upon

 

The goo holding me back

So I swam under

 

And that was easier.
Until I found

 

A talking lobster


He was disagreeable so I

 

Decided he'd make a fine meal.
I quickly

 

Tried to get him


But he told me he was——

 

Poisonous-- who cared, though.
I had a talking lobster, and

 

Posted it on YouTube


It wasn’t long before

 

Offers began coming in.
Everyone wanted to

 

Get drunk on Frixday.

However, it was .....

 

Worrying me.
I was afraid that