The two sentence game

I worry about how I can get cannabis legalised in the United Kingdom under everyone's nose without telling parliament.

My milkshake brings all of the boys to my yard because...

 

Because its cheeper than the supermarket. When it gets to 5 o'clock I

 

When it gets to 5 o'clock I'm going to think back to this post.

Satan is naughty because...

 

Satan is naughty because he's devilishly sneaky.

It's nearly time time for

 

haircut, ah well , I guess letting the locks grow is never a bad thing

My first adult paid job was

 

A paper round. lol

My last job was.....

 

Cooking my Dinner =

English Football is back on TV (albeit behind closed doors) I am ...

 

Not bothering.

I might do a thread on....

 

muffdivng,as it's such fun!
This is my first post for yonks-but nobody has noticed.

 

hahahaha YOU naughty Pugsy.

I often see.....

 

I often see Pugsy like this! ^^

The main reason that I miss Pugsy...​

 

Is because I have known him for years.

I want to have a .....

 

I want to have a good game of hide my sausage when Pugsy is around.

The best measurement of Pugsy...

 

....is not to be excited whenever/if you meet him-it lessens the impact of the disappointment!

I have a favourite pair of shoes....

 

That are red.

I love Frixday because....

 

The weekend is fun.
Even I work straight through it

 

....as do many in these times of strife...
One is amazed to discover,p'on being informed thus.that one's iPhone has more than 512gb on it! WOW-genuinely had NO idea!

 

You and your phones Pugsy. xxx

At 9pm I will open my.....

 

book of poems,to remind myself of just how much veneration Puggybear has for my beauty!
and in return,one will recall the beauty of Iceland.
But first,one should,,,,,

 

Come to the chat thread. https://www.hipforums.com/forum/threads/lets-talk-shit.502316/page-59

I will now go and....