The two sentence game

OMG

 

He is a very strange guy.

How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?

 

None - they're too busy screwing their clients

What was so alluring to the chicken that it caused them to change their route?

 

A big cock. lol

Why are we so naughty today?

 

It's the product of either isolation or solitude

My last gamble was …

 

On the Grand National.

I often wish I could meet....

 

I often wish I could meet a big pussy and stroke it.

What would a big cock want with chicks?

 

eRRR ERRRR ERRR

I often wish I could see ......

 

I often wish I could see where the sun doesn't shine. Very mysterious!

What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

 

Their pen, their coat and … their till

My favourite sound I like to hear is ...

 

If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?

 

LOL - I walked into that one Doc
- Sand, I guess, - it can be both firm and soft, = nice on the naked feet
If one had to chose between giving up Booze or smoking, it would be …

 

Both. I dropped them both in habit but I may do both for a show.

 

Ok,I'll try writing one of my own [huff]

How many tomatoes can you balance on a Hammerfor?

 

Sorry puggybear. I was distracted.

 

One. As long as it's a fruit.

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?

 

Sometimes a picture doesn't require words
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If you had to dye your hair to a different colour, what would it be?

 

I figured that the monkey would be the most rude.

I would dye my hair a clear uv green and style it like Joker. Maybe even purple.

If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?

 

Ah,t'is an easy one,Doc-for one would be a Unicorn,the other,a set of reptilian scales!

So that ''Somewhere,over the rainbow,I could weigh a pie"
[apologies to all you 'Wizard of Oz'' fans]

Should I plump for a Triumph,or a Beezer,as my next motorcycle?

 

Triumph (they smell of ..... victory)

Would you prefer living alone, and not having to compromise - or do you think unions provide greater stability ?