The Trip

I hope you're in your underwear when I come over because it will make it easier for me to chop you up and make a stir fry.
Do you have water chesnuts in your cuboards, or do I need to swing by the store?
I would ask if this sounds crazy enough, but I think that would make it sound less crazy.

 

Are you on a vacay or moving the fam?

 

i approve. :cheers2:

also, i am going to quote "I hope you're in your underwear when I come over" and leave it out for everyone to see, because without context it sounds way better.

 

So...uhm do you have water chestnuts, or not?:leaving:

 

i was always on my own, but im back with babies daddy now tryin to rip some shit up, hahah.....

yeah we moved onto base, it's....different?!

 

its not weird at all, me and a certain someone were buddies for awhile and she got all butthurt about it....

its nothin to do with the stress of her moving, or her period, she just doesnt realize that she's the pot and im the kettle...which is cool, some people dont self actualize as quick as the rest of us...

*shrugs*

such is life

 

Ooooh my bad. I somehow thought you were living at home (like me, lol).


Well good luck, lady. Hope you have fun fucking with the neighbours!

 

unfortunately, i'm all out at the moment.

 

hahahahha i would've been a lot more insane if i lived with my family....thanks! im going to need all the luck i can get, they're a tightly wound bunch

 

I have a list for you. Ready? I need to see if you can pass the test and atre more valuable as good company rather than a meal.

 

Nipples suck.I wish I didn;t have any. They always get stuck in stuff.

 

nipples???? They are my most favourite part of my body.

 

I'll go to shove my boobs in my bra and ouch I grabbed my nipple on accident. Mine are super sensitive. I don;t really like them being played with too much.

 

wuit braggin about you're fabulous breasts bella...or at least show us some pics

mj since you and i are the same person, using a proxy

could you at least talk me up a bit more, say something fantabulous about me?!?!!?!

 

They're d's and in the picture they were perfect (ask fitzy). Now, they're sort of a sagging mess, but who cares. Not like dudes still see them without my top on besdies the one who married me and he could care less.

 

i can tell you right now that's a no...

i'm good company, but i'm an amazing meal.

 

Or, yu're one of those sick pups who gets off on being eaten?

 

Yes, me and TCF finally went, we talked about him coming out two years ago and me staying in Indiana until he got things ready for us, but I because pregnant... it was delayed, some things happen, and we just deceided to all move out here at once.

Funny, it would have been the same time if the original plan went though, funny how things happen.

I am now envious of Fitzy... that fucker.