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Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Joshua Tree, Sep 25, 2009.

  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
     
  2. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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  3. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Drank.
    Drunk.
     
  4. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    A really good looking man asked me to bring him a urine sample today. Bit of a mood killer, but I've had worse
     
  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    You've had worse than someone asking you to bring them a urine sample ??? I don't think I understand this at all, was he looking to buy some and wanted to check it out first ??? Does it come in different colors ??? :confused:

    Peace
     
  6. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    Only in yellow at the moment, but I'm working on it. I know, disappointing. But it has its upsides. I mean, it's liquidy, so will fit into any shaped container for ease of transportation. It might also come in handy as pretend apple juice, or it could be useful if a part of you is on fire a tiny bit. And so on

    I can tell you're interested in placing an order. I'll let you know if drinking nothing but red wine will actually make it red
     
  7. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Did you see this, Jai ?
    THIS is what I was telling you about !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Hmmmm, how much does this Urine cost ?? Wait, shouldn't a sample be free ?? If I think the Red kind looks appealing can I order enough to fill up a Punch bowl ??? I'm planing a Christmas party for the neighbors..

    Peace
     
  9. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    you can have my pee for free... i don't want it... :)
     
  10. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    What color is it ??

    Peace
     
  11. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    You lot are actually crazy:willy_nilly:
     
  12. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    What makes you say that?
     
  13. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Oh, nothing *swills cup of red pee*
     
  14. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Sooo will that pee pass as Punch ????

    Peace
     
  15. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    it would pass as fruit pulp... interested? phone me now on 0871 768 2629 and someone will make a lot of money...
     
  16. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Damn I never knew it was you who ran that kinky sex chat line, lil...
     
  17. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    well, you know what they say... you lian something you didn't want to know every day :D
     
  18. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Pffft i found that number on the wall of the mens room at the bus station I hang out at, some guy named 'Bruce' answered when I called, is that you ???

    Peace
     
  19. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I should think so, silverhippo...
     
  20. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Sooo, she's really a guy named Bruce, and there is no 'Fruit pulp pee" ???

    Dammit, WTF !!!!!!! Is there nothing sacred left in the world anymore ??

    Peace
     

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