The Stoners Echo Chamber

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by eggsprog, Jan 2, 2020.

  1. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Sounds like your head served you well last night! :) (if you realized that threesome wouldn't really suit you and acted upon that awareness)
     
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  2. Some people just know it’s vain, insensitive, and displays an utter disregard for the emotional welfare of their fellow human beings. Sun Ra has spoken.
     
  3. Meliai

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    How though? If all parties are into it I mean
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Is this the orange monkey's name?
     
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  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Meh, its silly to perceive threesomes in general as such. But wise to acknowledge sometimes it may suit a person and at other times really not.
     
  6. No. One can’t have two lives. You can’t indulge in complete self-absorption in the bedroom one day and be a sincerely selfless, compassionate person the next.

    My monkey is named Sun Ra 2.
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

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    So... He doesn't speak. Good, I was worried there for a minute.
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    His monkey is secretly his penis.
     
  9. I am teaching him to be the oracle when I die. He will speak with the voice of God and be emperor.
     
  10. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm willing to try it but you will see that when there's finally a realistic opportunity it won't be the right circumstances... :p But on the other hand, its too rare to rigidly skip the opportunity..! AAARGH!
     
  11. If only being a true friend made us as happy as sex does.
     
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  12. I knew someone would think my monkey is my penis. But my monkey is my friend.

    Long and short, there is no permanent escape. Life is suffering, and if you fail to realize this, you can be no friend to those who suffer. And one day, you will suffer, too, and you'll want someone who understands, not someone who is utterly convinced everything is all right.
     
  13. Tyrsonswood

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    Nobody understands...
     
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  14. Meliai

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    I think this is probably true of me too.
    I couldnt do it with friends, it would be too awkward. And like..i put up a mental block against people my friends are dating. They become asexual creatures to me so it would be hard to flip that switch and see them in any other way.
    It would have to be with near strangers, but I'm way too awkward around strangers for that to work either haha.
     
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  15. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    I have done this : )
    There are lots of aspects of Amish lifestyle I admire, though I wouldn't want to be one.
     
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    if it wasnt raining today id go do some litter picker ups but its pouring ..
     
  17. Asmodean

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    *platonic dick shaking commences*
     
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  18. guerillabedlam

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    Really gives new meaning to a hard handshake
     
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  19. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I have every coronavirus symptom.
     
  20. Tyrsonswood

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    That's it!

    I'm NEVER shaking hands with anybody, ever again....
     
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