The Stoners Echo Chamber

hope you heal up fast

 

It was amazing. It was actually this devilish guy. It started out with him asking my sign. I told him Sagittarius and found out he was a Scorpio. He followed me around with a shotgun to the back of my head. He kept pulling the trigger, but it wouldn’t go off. I had a little gun too. Mine wouldn’t go off, either.

I turned around, and I laughed and said it wouldn’t shoot. Then he shot me right in the face. And I felt, physically, all dizzy and traumatized, but I was like, nah, not going down, and he ran away. And I started talking to the people who had witnessed it and was like, what a dick.

I am a dream warrior. Even sleep paralysis doesn’t stop me. I am cool.

 

Fucking scorpios

 

Yep me too.
People who are very inactive never believe this.
Idiots.

 

Yeah.
On days when I'm super low energy I at least force myself to take a walk, and I always feel better and more energized after

 

The other thing I discovered is if I eat then just sit around doing nothing I often feel like I'm still hungry and eat more. If I get up and do stuff I don't feel hungry.

 

I remember my mom told me the 20min trick with eating and that was that it took your stomach about 20mins to register to your brain when it's full. So by the time you eat and eat and have a big meal you can do that because your stomach hasn't registered to your brain yet, so eat a smaller meal and wait 20mins and your tummy will be fine.

That's how my mom kept in shape. Also swimming in icy cold water which I do now, body has to work to heat up = burns off calories.

 

Tell me about it. My dad was a Scorpio. They’re so myopic.

 

The Stoner's Lounge (Echo Chamber) is thee safest thread on Earth to be on atm.

 

Give it 5 minutes... It could change.

 

I know you're talking about your dogs but the way you clean up with the LAAAAADDIIIIIIIIIES one really could assume you're referring to your harem.

 

Lol

I like your thinkin' Mcfuds.

Hummmm

I do have 4 of those girls(ladies) too

 

The dragon is hoarding ladies.... Shyt is just about to get real.

 

I guess it is better than beefqueefed... or is it?

 

Ah HAH.
that was my guess.
But I didn't want to say anything.

 

Me thinks you'd catch the annunciation easy with the f in beef Baegz

 

Lol Beef Baegz, even better than Beefqueef

 

Shhhhh

We're trying to keep it on the down low.....

 

I remember being in a club or some such in either Norwich or Bury St. Edmunds, I asked a guy if he knew where the bathroom was. He said enthusiastically, "Boffroom!!! I love you yanks!!"

 

Well you're the one SHOUTING ABOUT IT! : P