The Stoners Echo Chamber

I couldn't live with myself if I did something that stupid.

 

It was kind of a funny situation. It was my pal and his older girlfriend, and she instigated it, saying she knew I must be pretty hard up and she got it in the mail by mistake.

 

ha. There is no way that girl got that in the mail by mistake. I started to get something exactly like what you're speaking about for somebody, but decided against it when I saw how much the one I'd buy would have cost.

I realize this is probably the most stupid thing I've ever told the world.

 

lol

 

Hostel, but in the warehouses. facilities maintenance, logistics manager, team leader/supervisor/safety rep.

So I basically manage a small team of unqualified muppets to keep the place tidy and clean and fix things. It's fun because we get to ride on Forklifts and the ride on mowing machines plus a couple of golf carts to get us around.

We of course think we're the shit because of this so we run around like an army unit, something happens everyone calls for the logis team and we show up with smiles and pretend we know what we're doing. .

But totally like an army unit, we all wear the same style uniform high vis and make up hand gestures and have hand held radios to each other. It is actually quite awesome. I think the day shift is better like get out more and do things. Nights for us kinda have to be a bit more quiet so lots of stock take too in the warehouse, rotate the beer kegs, start to receipt in the All the goods that came in the following day.

So I have a work bench with a computer and two screens and some really basic ass receipt system. I stand next to my offsider. Then if we get a radio call we jump on a golf cart and zoom out all proud to where we are needed.

My favourite line to use is like we'll drop something off and then I'll slap the box or whatever we are moving and I'll say "installed" and then that's it for me us, we head back to the warehouse. I got that off Seinfeld when Kramer just slapped the air conditioner on the windowsill and says "installed" and walked away. Of course it fell out the window later in the episode.

 

Enlightening. That could honestly be what happened...they didn't know how to give it to me. That would be awkward, and I would have felt bad at the insinuation that I needed it. Though, if it was a Christmas gift, I probably would have accepted it. Oh well, there's always next year.

Everybody thinks I'm screwed up. I don't need pussy. I just need someone I can make happy...somehow. If I had the toy in my house, I suppose I'd do something with it. But it isn't a healthy alternative to the real thing, in my opinion.

I wonder if some girls are uncomfortable with dildos too... It's kind of weird.

 

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petes draggin why does hip forum log me out
sorry if wrong place

 

Batman the site is acting up right now it's probably not anything you are doing . Hit remember me. Clear your history, cache and cookies it should fix itself.. sorry..

 

When you say it was made out of jelly

You mean jelly jelly? Water, flavouring, gelatin

How does one have a wank with a bowl of jelly?

You sure she meant it the way you think she meant it?

 

Buuuuuut pussy would be a nice, tertiary benefit to making said person happy. Something to look forward to, anyway.

 

I had that issue the other day!

It kept logging me out so I shut it off for awhile. It went back to normal.

 

thank you

 

it was nothing

 

Well. I guess if I go home with a sore back the smart thing to do would be practice pool.

 

@Lynnbrown …. what did I read back there?...also...if fake dicks and vagibnbas are available, can one buy a fake bum?....or does the vagina like ''infate'' to double as a butt?...like to make it super tight?....I misspelled vagina but fuck it I am leaving it....gay guys?....do fake bums exist?...I don't want to google it

here lynn for you

 

Apache helicopter on Smithsonian channel I guess that's what I'm watching..

 

this is freaky

 

Have you ever tried an inversion table? My sis in law uses one and says it has helped with her sciatica. I've considered buying one myself.

 

Gonna have to find out where these girls are playing live day and go see them.