The Stoners Echo Chamber

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  1. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Urban Dictionary's definition is more entertaining though

    Bogan
    A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
    Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
    The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
    Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
    Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously
     
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  2. Irminsul

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    Bogan is just the Australian equivalent to redneck.

    Nobody likes, Nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan :D

     
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  3. Gul Dukat

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    That description has one helluva finale.
     
  4. Meliai

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    Little bogan sluts
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

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  6. tumbling.dice

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    I be damn, I've been surrounded by Australians all this time and didn't even know it!!
     
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  8. Gul Dukat

    Gul Dukat Kanar, anyone?

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    Well if these... Bogan... Go around saying shit like "pull your head in", I'm all in.
     
  9. Irminsul

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    I'm an upper class bogan. :p
    I love the whole care free philosophy of the bogan but I kind of like to be clean at the same time. :p
    But I associate well with them, they are my type of people. :) I like being the redneck voice for the lower class.
     
  10. tumbling.dice

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    You mean "Bogi", the plural.
     
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  11. Irminsul

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    "well his name is Barry but we just call him Bazza and the missus name is Sharon but you just call her shazza" :tearsofjoy:

    I love the part where he's scratching his ass and then eats a chip. :p

    The film clip is pretty accurate as to how it is in Australia too. :p like a suburb outside Sydney.
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

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  13. eggsprog

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    I just put it between the pages of a book left it
     
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  14. tumbling.dice

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    Judging from the frequency of gunfire around my place I'd say these Bogi I'm surrounded by do not have their heads pulled in.
     
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  15. Irminsul

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    Another cool thing about my boots is they aren't steel capped, they're kevlar armour. :)
     
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  16. everything bagel

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    Imma open a pho spot and call it Pho Q
     
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  17. rollingalong

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    ive seen pho king
     
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  18. everything bagel

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    Then I'll sell a version in stores. It comes with the noodles, broth, meats and veggies. You just assemble it all at home. I'll call it a Pho kit
     
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  20. everything bagel

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    I'll serve it in a big mug instead of a bowl and call it a pho cup
     
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