The smallest dick in the world (or at least the states)

the worst part is that now I'm all horny

and no one to fuck


.....so sad

 

That story was quite entertaining.

 

no i realized what she said but i've always heard women say size dont matter so i just my own little saying that i picked up personally my outlook on it "womes say it aint the size of the boat i say it takes a long time to paddle my ass to europe in a row boat"

 

i know what made you horny, it was my gallery, its okay, that happens to all women.

 

whatever you do to solve that problem i suggest you get your vid cam out and keep my email address in mind

 

i feel your pain. or i understand your lack of feeling anything i should say...
I lived with a boy once who had done A LOT of coke. A LOT. and he said it wasnt as tiny before he got into drugs. he said it was always small, but it had made a very depressing difference. he couldve been full of shit. but maybe. he tried to make up for it i guess but man, 2 inches of cock is useless in my opinion. (sorry guys!) dont get me wrong. some boys DO make up for lack of size. (thanks to those that make the effort.) but there are a lot of boys who figure since they are not tiny they dont really have to make much effort at all. they they the size is enuf. and then, there was this one guy I met at a college in ohio. he had been complaining about how he was a virgin because his dick was SO big. Of course i didnt believe him and he showed me the biggest cock i ve seen in person. it was massive. 14 inches and at least 3.5 in across. it was insane. i had compassion for the guy but there was no way he was puttin that thing anywhere near any of my stuff. total wackadoodle.
anyway, my point is, its all about the effort and creativity. mostly the effort.

 

does coke really change the size?

 

dude, i dont know, but the little one I saw makes missfontella's man look like long dong silver.

 

Geez-ow, that's pretty darn bad. I never knew that men could be that small. I mean, okay, I've only had one penis in my lifetime (my hubby's!) but, I just never realized that men could actually be that small down there. I figured those type of measurements were just insults, stories, KWIM? Wow, I guess you learn something new everyday.

Poor guy.

Peace.

 

When a girl looks at me and asks "Who do you plan on pleasing with that?" I look her square in the eye and say "ME"

 

I've never seen a guy so tiny as missfontella describes, but I believe her. I've heard that taking steroids makes the size of a guy's balls decrease. Maybe certain drugs do affect the size, overall. I know that most guys' dicks and balls shrink a lot when they jump into a cold lake! I wish that guy (who was briefly with missfontella) well, and I'm also glad that I don't have to worry about the size of partners' sexual organs.

 

Honestly... I'd rather have a guy who was good at oral than good with his penis. But that's just me.

 

I'm pretty sure we had a discussion about this where some guy came on saying he had a small dick, and all the girls were like "I'd love him anyway, there are more ways to please a woman", and I got shouted at for suggesting that they were quite blatantly lying. Oh well.

 

I had the same kinda of experience, in fact the guy was so small I'm still not 100% sure we had sex. That being said I think size matters to a certain extent, Id never not date someone because of it but ya really at least 4 inches to properly function in my opinion, I mean smaller than that really does make things difficult. But as long as you have more than that (4in) size doesnt make that huge of a different to me.

 

It's in the way you use it... like Eric Clapton said...

 

Wtf? If you're implying that French guys have no mass to them, you're sadly mistaken (and a bit racist too, it seems). You just don't deserve the good Gallic lovin'.

 

many a penii I have seen
come in all sizes they do

 

Okay, I'm here to stick up for the guys. I do not see why you people are making such a big deal about this; it turned into a bashing session and that's not cool. Way to boost the esteem of those guys on the site who are the same size, and i'm sure they are here. Size should not matter. I get so irritated hearing women talk this shit. I know a few guys who are smaller than average and they feel like shit about it because of exactly what you guys are doing. The whole point of a dick is to make babies, not to please... so what women are expecting is something that is genetically unrealistic (though because of this idea it is becoming genetically dominent). Well anyway, haphazard thoughs = lame post... so i'm stopping now.

 

rofl nice one

 

I think that while it may turn you off a little at first, both patners being pleased are what counts. I've never seen a penis that small myself, but hey he'd probably be easier to please! I bet is tounge isn't abnormally short!

If your trying to stay celibate it shouldn't matter anyway right? You don't want any penises short, long, thin, thick, red, orange yellow green blue or purple! Kudos to you!

Sorry to the person pissed about this turning into a penis bash.. but the smoking a roach comment cracked me up!!!!