The Shape Of the Penis

Got one of those bananas...

 

Well, the best way to actually tell is to find a position that is compatible with you're curve. Since your's curves downward, the best bet for g-spot stimulation would be the the "dogie-style" position or any position where you're behind her. I, for example, have a typical upward curve, making my bets position for the g-spot any one where my girl and i are facing each other ^^.

 

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Wow, its nice to see that you don't have the whole inadequacy fit and was so cool about it, but even 'I' would have had a problem with the last request. I WOULD have allowed her to watch him please HIMSELF to shoot, but what she wanted was a hand-job,and that just breaks a key rule of monogamy(i'm kinda old-fashioned in the sense that i think monogamy is a good thing). If she just HAD to, she should at least have gotten some sort of fee out of it.XD

 

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I love when guys have a curved penis. It hits my g-spot perfectly.

 

Mine is curve just like a banana. And I have been told the same thing from many girls. They say it hits the G spot just the right way,,,,I have learned to work it so that it give them a G spot orgasm,,,

 

I've never really seen many straight penises... mine's to the left.

 

Who's the girl carrying the placard? She's really hot.

 

Good times...
very good times...hehe

 

It can be curved by too much masturbation, so it gives the game away the the guy is a grade-A wanker.

 

Bullshit!!

 

hahaha!!!! so basically, if a guy is wearing thick glasses, chances are his dick is going to be curved, eh?

 

I'm wondering how you might know this.

 

Its curved to the side you "Dress" to. The majority of blokes' dicks are curved.
Unless you are a male Fibre1 and stick it between your legs, or maybe point it up so you can piss in your face?

 

If thats right, how come mine isnt like a boomerang?

 

I agree with this better. At least I know mine curves to the LEFT, which is the side I tuck it into in the morning. It gets used to being a certain way, and "molds" to fit that shape.

 

Being Bi I've been with quite a few men & have seen a wide variety of shapes & sizes first hand.

One thing that I have noticed, however, is that the vast majority of those that that have a curve in their penises have them to the left. For some reason it seems very rare to have one curving to the right.

I am a devout masturbator, at about 3+ times a day, and my penis is absolutely straight, when erect, with no curce to the left, right, up or down - it's straight out at 90 degrees.

If it were true that the penis curves more the more you masturbate, then it wouldn't be physically possible for me to masturbate as it would be doubled back on itself by now.

The fact is that the penis takes on any curve that it may have from birth, but only becomes more noticeable once it begins to grow to adult size during puberty - the time at which boys start to masturbate to any serious extent, which might explain the misassociation of the 2 things with each other.

 

Hmm I was wondering that.Does a right handed wanker have worse vision in his right eye , and same with left handed ones?Maybe they use both hands to avoid being found out?Long John Silver had a patch over one eye- he mustve been abusing himself all day.Sinful bastard....LOL

And anyone from England who remembers Captain Pugwash.....

 

its been a while...