The real bird

You all are a bunch of raveing idiots. Send me pics of your boobs so I can learn to forgive you.

Love, bird.

 

i'm entirely too stupid to pretend to be anyone but me.

 

I like sex with farm animals wearing plastic bubble wrap.
Love,
Bird

I'm new, so I have no idea how to be Bird.LOL.

 

sounds perfect.

 

Try:

Hi, I like sex with farm animals wearing plastic bubble wrap.

Love, bird.

Bird does not capitalize his name, the only exception is at the beginning of a sentence. Remember that and you will be a perfect bird.

 

now do you actually wear the bubble wrap or is that just for the animals?

 

Don't listen to him, this is NOT bird.

He and warmhandedcanadian have swapped usernames and passwords.

 

This is bird. I'm going to pretend to be skidrowgirl now, using her computer, which is already signed in to hip.

*uhem* Here I go:

Ooh, I'm skidrowgirl and I complain all the time that my boobs are too small. I'm an eighties hippy who listens to Skid Row and I totally love Criss Angel, like oh ma God. Blah, blah.
I did Bird last night and I really liked it. I'm always picking on Hacker and CyndiLou is my best friend, you guys.

I think that's a pretty accurate description.
Love,
bird pretending to be SRG

 

Hi Skidrowgirl, this is bird pretending to be you.

Hi bird, since you are such a cool person with a great personality I will show you a photograph of my too small boobs, so you can decide if they are really too small or that they are okay for your pleasure.

Love, Skidrowgirl.

 

Umm...Come Again?

 

Hi XMP this is bird

How could I possibly "come again" when I just slid the sheet of plastic bubble wrap onto my goat's rear end? Things take time you know.






Love, bird

 

Well for Starters...Startars...Starters...Yes...

Bird Wouldn't Call me XMP...

And I'm Sure he Would Not Add the 'You know' At the End...

But you Got the 'Hi' just Fine...

 

Hi Random Thinkers and other Humanoids. Your friend Bird here with a game.
Name your favorite color and a number. I pick mangos.

Love,
Bird

 

Hmm...

That is Sounding a Lil' Like Bird...

But you Forgot His Random Colour Text Thing He's got Going On..

 

Hi, bird here.
Skidrowgirl, your boobs will not do.
Never PM those things to me again.
Yes, your boobs were so tiny, I felt the need to use an angry smilie just to get my point across.
I've seen credit cards with better cleavage.
Do yourself a favor, flatty.
Just go ahead and have a vampire fang tattooed on each tit already and be done with it.
You'll never get a reflection of your boobs, no matter how close you stand to the mirror.
You suck.
Love,
bird

 

PS. Criss Angel would never have you, you flatty flat flat chick.

Love,
bird again

 

wow, bird. i had no idea you were so easily imitated.

 

It's a gift, really....and one I might just like to return.LOL.

 

well, there's just so many good ones here...