The Random Lyrics Thread!

One of my fav Jefferson Airplane songs-We Can Be Together


We can be together
Ah you and me
We should be together
We are all outlaws in the eyes of America
In order to survive we steal cheat lie forge fred hide and deal
We are obscene lawless hideous dangerous dirty violent and young
But we should be together
Come on all you people standing around
Our life's too fine to let it die and
We can be together
All your private property is
Target for your enemy
And your enemy is
We
We are forces of chaos and anarchy
Everything they say we are we are
And we are very
Proud of ourselves
Up against the wall
Up against the wall fred (motherfucker)
Tear down the walls
Tear down the walls
Come on now together
Get it on together
Everybody together
We should be together
We should be together my friends
We can be together
We will be
We must begin here and now
A new continent of earth and fire
Come on now gettin higher and higher
Tear down the walls
Tear down the walls
Tear down the walls
Won't you try

 

and I swear, I'll never fly.. .oh
and I sweat, I'll never fly again.

 

Go away from my window
Leave at your own chosen speed
Im not the one you want babe
Im not the one you need

You say your looking for someone
Never weak but always strong
To protct you and defend you
whether you are right or wrong

someone to open each and every door
But it aint me babe
No, no , no it aint me babe
it aint me youre looking for babe

Go lightly from the ledge babe
Go lightly on the ground
Im not the one you want, babe
I'll only let you down

You ay youre looking for someone
who will promise never to part
someone to close his eyes for you
someone to close his heart

someone who will die for you and more
but it aint me babe
no, no, no it aint me babe
it aint me youre looking for babe

go melt back in the night babe
everything inside is made of stone
theres nothing in here moving
and anyway Im not alone

you say youre looking for someone
who'll pick you up each time you fall
to gather flowers constantly
and to come each time you call

a love of your life and nothing more
but it aint me babe
no, no, no it aint me babe
it aint me youre looking for babe

 

Man fuck that shit man
Fuck that, what?
Man what's up with this bitch?
She better come suck my dick or sumthin
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
It's Paulie baby Paulie with nipple lickin love
Sportin cowboy boots and a florescent glove
I lasso you up and then I jump on your back
I, I, I needs no saddle I just sit on my nut sac
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
It's Stretch Nuts up to bat
And I finna get this hoe
Bottle still spinnin and my sack about to blow
Up in my pencil
Chickie chick stop the frontin
Let's skip the game and get on the humpin
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
It's me Jamie Madrox
And Play-doh is green
I tap, and touch, and tickle
Till you melt like ice cream
I know you want my body
Fat kids are so sexy
Take off all your clothes
Come over here and get next to me biatch
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
It's Violent J baby
The wizard of the streets
Sportin your panties
Just to show you I'm a freak
I slide in your bed for a cotton surprise
And you got clown make-up smeared
On your inner thighs
Give it to me
Give it to me (Man who the bottle pointin on?)
Give it to me
Give it to me
Give it to me (Somebody better suck my dick in this muthafucka)
Give it to me
Give it to me (I ain't playin no more)
Give it to me
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
They call me the plumber cause I snake your drain
But buttermilk love nugget that be the name
I swings to the left
Cause I'm swift with my meat
And I tickle twist your nippy nipples off with ease (Damn)
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
Spin number 2
And my chances lookin good
Already hit one neden
Now I'm goin for her friend
It don't make a difference I really don't care
Besides all the shit as long as she got neden hair
Give it to me
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
Bang, bang, bang
No I ain't trippin
He fucked so wack now my things a dip
But quicker than I bat my eyes
She replied
I could get better traction if I hit from the side
Now baby, baby
Bitch, bitch
Let me get some neden
Try to leave this nut stain on your Mama's bed
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me
It's me again J
I would love to turn you out
But I, I think I'll pass
Cause your shit is blew out
J, j, just hold the shit together
Or sumthin baby yo
Or maybe you could let me holla
At your booty hole, c'mon
Give it to me
Give it to me (Man you gonna suck Violent J's dick)
Give it to me
Give it to me
Give it to me (Lick Shaggy's balls)
Give it to me
Give it to me (Fuck Monoxide)
Give it to me
Give it to me (And you can't even touch my butt)
Who's going next?
I'm dying to see (Bitch I'll choke your ass)
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me (Muthafucka, how many times the bottle gotta land on me?)
Who's going next? (I ain't gettin no love in this muthafucka)
I'm dying to see
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me (Hey look, look touch my butt)
Who's going next? (Touch my butt right now)
I'm dying to see (I'ma pull my butt out)
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me (You better touch my shit)
Who's going next? (I know where you live, touch my butt)
I'm dying to see (Touch my ass right now)
Spin the bottle baby and give it to me (Touch me, touch my ass)
Who's going next? (Girl you better touch my ass)
"Spin The Bottle"- Twiztid

 

Im just a regular Joe
With a regular job
Im youre average white
Suburbanite slob
I like FOOTBALL and PORNO
And books about WAR
I got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor

My WIFE, my DOG
My KIDS and my CAR
My feet on my table
And a Cuban Cigar

But sometimes thst just aint enough
to keep a man like me intrested...oh no..uh uh
Yeah I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense..oh yeah..yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
in the ultra-fast lane
while people behind me
are goin insane

Im an asshole (what an asshole what an asshole)
Im an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole!)

Sometimes I park
in hadicapped spaces
while handicapped people
make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (what an asshole what an asshole)
Im an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)

I use public toilets
and i piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
sayin "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole! (what an asshole what an asshole)
Im an asshole! (he a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
NAH!

Im an asshole (what an asshole what an asshole)
Im an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do? Im gonna go out and get me a 1957 Cadillac El Dorado, Hot fuckin pink, with whale skin hubcaps and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights...yeah! And Im gonna drive around at a 115 Miles per hour, gettin one mile per gallon and suckin down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when Im done suckin down those greaseball burgers, im gonna throw the container right out the side, and hteres not a God damned thing anybody can do about it, you know why? BECAUSE WE GOT THE BOMBS THATS WHY! Two words, NUCLEAR-FUCKING- WEAPONS OKAY! China, Chechoslavakia, Romainia they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake and walk right through the middle of tiennamin square and it wont make a lick of fuckin difference because WE GOT THE BOMBS!!!

John Wayne's not dead, he's FROZEN! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off, you know why? Ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by about 15 million times, thats how pissed of the Duke's gonna be.. im gonna get the Duke(hey!) and John Cassavedes(hey!) and..

(HEY YOU KNOW YOU REALLY ARE AN ASSHOLE?)

Why dont you shut up and sing the fuckin song chris? I though I was the asshole, the whole time it was HIM! What an asshole!

 

Before you slip into unconsciousness
I'd like to have another kiss
Another flashing chance at bliss
Another kiss, another kiss

The days are bright and filled with pain
Enclose me in your gentle rain
The time you ran was too insane
We'll meet again, we'll meet again

Oh tell me where your freedom lies
The streets are fields that never die
Deliver me from reasons why
You'd rather cry, I'd rather fly

The crystal ship is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line

 

"Brass Monkey"

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Tilt your head back let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell

[repeat chorus]

Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

[repeat chorus]

Step up to the bar put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff

[repeat chorus]

 

lets head back to tennesee jed

 

will the fight, for our sanity, be the fight, of our lives?

 

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
take these broken wings and learn to fly
all your life you were only waiting for this moment to arrive
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
take these sunken eyes and learn to see
all your life you were only waiting for this moment to be free

 

lets take a coffee break and think about that
where did the stamps go
this and that

 

why dont ya tell that to me... why dont ya tell that to me..... drink your corn liquor let the cocaine be.... cocaine..... gonna kill my hunny dead

 

There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee
Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago
Blood on the rise, it's following me

 

"You're just jealous 'cuz we are young and in love"

 

Everybody asks me how's she's doing? Has she really lost her mind? I say, I couldn't tell you, I've lost mine.

 

the truth
is you could slit my throat
and with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleedin' on your shirt

 

Shit all over the place.
Shit all over your face.
Shit on the door.
Shit on the floor.

Oh how I want to make love to your mailman
Oh how I want to peel off your fake tan
Oh, the shit all over your face
How can you stand humping her face

Shit All Over - Bob Dylan

 

Nothing's ever gonna come between
Nothing's ever gonna come between
My dumptruck and me
(that little parts been stuck in my head for a long time now O>o)

 

I think i smell a rat...OH i think i smell a rat! all you little kids think you know just where its at...OH i think i smell a rat!

 

"I can beat your drum, baby!
I can shake your tambourine...."