The Prediction Game

(I was referring to "water sports" in sex play.)

False. I like carbonation even though it sometimes gives me the hiccups.

You are a clean freak.

 

false

you like walking

 

True. I used to love walking but cant do much of it anymore.

You don't get manicures and pedicures.

 

true

you dont use hairdryers

 

Totally True.

Roamy and I are the only ones playing this game.

 

False


When you were a child you lost a tooth in an apple.

 

False, but my mom broke a tooth while eating chicken nuggets one day and really flipped out...we just laughed.

You had a gold fish named "Irving".

 

False, his name is Mr. Limpett XVI

You helped plan a protest in kindergarden for longer naps?

 

True, and every grade thereafter.

Located in the trunk of your car is a photo album from your trip to Tibet and whats left of the rotting remains of that monk you smuggled back to the US in your carry on luggage.

 

errrm...false,officer...honest...


You get really moist thinking of The Puggybear in his lederhosen and knee length socks,[mitt der feather in der hat,natch],standing on top off an Alp and yodelling up a mountain goat.

 

false ha! ha!

your great at poker

 

Wotcher mean,'False'!??

Ya KNOW ya get 'wriggly' when ya think of moi in leather strides,Roamy!

so.......I predict that for being untruthful. . . you're BANNED!


[I'll just nip over to the 'banned' thread and let them know. . . . ]


ps...I'm brill at Texas Hold'em,but average at 5 card stud.



your cat hates you.

 

ha! ha! false


your dog loves you

 

yup-both my pooches adore me.So do both horses.


But the cat's a prick.


you laugh easily.

 

true. i laugh an smile loads

you wear cool jeans

 

Damn tootin' gal!

You like my leather waistcoat [with the Sheriff badge]

 

True.

You have impersonated an Officer Of The Peace.

 

False-but I still have my service handcuffs...so,if you've got a free night. . .



you sometimes play 'Chopsticks' on the piano

 

True.

You want to hide me away from the world for a weekend.

 

handcuffs.now your talkin' ha! ha! false

you like dancing