The Prediction Game (2)

Close...posting from a desktop while waiting for the bath to fill.

Has a lucky coin that mustn't be spent

 

No ... I've got plenty of coins that CAN'T be spent ... but none that (for superstitious reasons) mustn't


Is not fully dressed

 

Damn tootin'-sat here in my leather thong and gimp mask!


Just puked at her sudden vision......

 

Ha ha ... did not


Has never been to Rockall

 

Only DOZENS of times-plus St Kilda. [mum was born there]

Always ends up with a moustache when eating sugary cream doughnuts

 

Nope ... can't eat 'em anyway due to my dietary intolerances


Has never climbed a Munro

 

Correct.


Sings Beatle tunes while in the shower

 

Yep-or anything else that comes to mind.

Has a load of old nuts 'n' bolts that 'may come in useful' one day.....

 

Well if you count my brother in laws who didnt move his stuff out of the house yet then i have more than i will ever need...otherwise i got a few mostly small ones for computer parts.

Dances like nobody is watching.

 

true

sings in the shower

 

Only whin I masterbate
You got out of bed this morning

 

true


sleeps until noon

 

hardly ever

can't ride a unicycle

 

not unless I'm juggling ferrets.

Hasn't cleaned the keyboard for ages

 

True

Can't eat a meal without pet hair in it.

 

True-especially when it's Dachshund and chips for tea!


Usually breathes on her glasses to clean them rather than use the proper care spray.

 

It is just never around when you need it.


Goes to yard sales to purchase yards. Always comes home disappointed.

 

Oh,I don't mind-I have a foot already! [nudge nudge] oh,btw;-we call'em 'boot' sales.


predicts mobile phones will never catch on.

 

Nope (this is predictions ... not absurd accusations lol )


Only has one left foot

 

True until I'm dancing-then all limbs become interchangeable

Has a personal mug with a 'comical' phrase on it.