The Prediction Game (2)

Yep. The lead camel goes first, and then the second camel, and then the third camel ... you soon get used to it.


Has never been punting

 

Oh yes he has-on the Backs,at Cambridge.


doesn't speak any other language fluently

 

Not fluently, no. But I do speak French kinda flatulently, which is nearly teh same, isn't it?

Has never been on a paddle steamer

 

Wrong again-but for a reason I'm not going into. [you're crap at this,Toots!]


Has never got the hang of the banjo

 

Indeed ... it wouldn't toot for me at all, and when I tried using it to play table tennis, those stringy things made the ball go off in all sorts of unexpected directions.

Plays the Queen's Indian defence at chass ... but insists on calling it the Empress's Indian

 

Weeeeell,there,you give no chance for a straight answer,as if I intend a fianchetto,then the QI defence will be a ruse-however,if a Barber or Denker trap is being set,then it will indeed be Queens indian.




understood nearly four whole words of that.

 

I did indeed. Just.

Never opens 1. c4

 

Damned right!


Has 5 main chess openings,all of which leave k3 or Q5 open,thus endangering both bishops OR knights without loss to the assailant.

 

No but I play a mean Chinese Checkers


Never played Chinese Checkers

 

Indeed not.


Only knows one variant of Backgammon

 

Not even one variant


Drinks orange juice regularly

 

true

eats apples regularly

 

False ... I'll have lots, and then go for a while without eating any


Doesn't really eat enough fruit and veg

 

false

dose'nt drink enough water

 

probably true

drinks too much uisge beatha

 

false

drinks to much fíon

 

ha ha ... I dont' drink any, so far as I know


doesn't wear heels

 

false. wear all kinds of footwear.

dose'nt wear makeup

 

True. Can't stand the stuff. (I have enough trouble with my skin as it is ... )


Doesn't really observe Lent

 

true

loves the sun