The Perks of Being A Woman

I just pee on the floor next to the bed, blame it on the dog.....

 

Hah.

A friend of mine was really drunk one night, and he accidentally pissed on his girlfriend in bed. Blamed it on the cat

 

That's the funniest shit I've ever heard. I'm probably no fun, because I would just get up and go to the bathroom. I can be real lazy, but when I got to go I will walk to the bathroom.

 

If you get into a fight, people will exspect yopu to be a pussy about it and just pull hair, but then you can surpirse them and beat the shit out of them!

 

so true. People don't expect to have a ninja girl kick their ass, they ee me, and they think," scrawny, pale, twitchy, what could she do?" that's when i get'em! lol.

Women also have the advantage of wearing pants OR a skirt/dress, were as if you see a man wearing a skirt,...there's bound to be some stares and some questions comming his way! unless he's scottish....

 

being more sensitive/sensible? I hate gender roles but apparently this is a scientific fact

 

its really for a comfort issue

 

Hurts my feelings that you'd say that.

 

hehe I DONT CARE!!!!

(we now both have proved their scientific fact may be bullshit :tongue

 

You're right. Nothing the Scots do raises an eyebrow.