The Perks of Being A Woman

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by scarlettchasingroses, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I just pee on the floor next to the bed, blame it on the dog.....
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Hah.

    A friend of mine was really drunk one night, and he accidentally pissed on his girlfriend in bed. Blamed it on the cat :D
     
  3. beautifulhippie2

    beautifulhippie2 TyeDyeChicka!

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    That's the funniest shit I've ever heard. I'm probably no fun, because I would just get up and go to the bathroom. I can be real lazy, but when I got to go I will walk to the bathroom.
     
  4. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    If you get into a fight, people will exspect yopu to be a pussy about it and just pull hair, but then you can surpirse them and beat the shit out of them!
     
  5. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    so true. People don't expect to have a ninja girl kick their ass, they ee me, and they think," scrawny, pale, twitchy, what could she do?" that's when i get'em! lol.

    Women also have the advantage of wearing pants OR a skirt/dress, were as if you see a man wearing a skirt,...there's bound to be some stares and some questions comming his way! unless he's scottish....:D
     
  6. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    being more sensitive/sensible? I hate gender roles but apparently this is a scientific fact
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    its really for a comfort issue
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hurts my feelings that you'd say that. [​IMG]
     
  9. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    hehe I DONT CARE!!!!

    (we now both have proved their scientific fact may be bullshit :tongue:)
     
  10. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

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    You're right. Nothing the Scots do raises an eyebrow.

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