The Perks of Being a Man

"Its a classicly "man" thing to do, a tradition that has been lost in the process of stripping true masculinity away."

I'll even keep in the typo

There was once a time when only women smoked cigarettes... I can even remember that mentality lingering in my youngest years.

Men stopped smoking cigars right around the time they started crying.

 

Still latent homosexuality, just like guns

It's just hilarious to see some redneck homo hating types enjoying a cigar.

I kinda blame black people for making cigars not cool with their B&M smoking

 

If your not across the country, I'll take ya up on that offer ... I've never had a properly cooked turkey, sad to say.

 

People smoke black and milds? I thought people just got those to smoke splifs.

 

a woman holding a gun is emasculating to a man

 

I like getting up to get the paper in the morning in pajama pants to let the world bathe in my erections.

 

Yeah. Black people and wiggers

Black and milds are pretty nasty to roll a spliff with anyhow. You're much better off using some of the blunt wraps they sell at every tobacco store right now.

I don't like blunts myself, I'm all about the taste of the pure ganja... I's a joint smoker, the purest way to smoke. Smoking out of a pipe/bong mixes some of the resin taste (unless it's ridiculously clean, and no stoner's pipe is clean)... while smoking blunts mixes it with the blunt wrapper taste.

I'm getting even more off topic now... but has anyone ever seen those "Trip" papers which are completely clear. Most ridiculous thing I've ever seen... plus, they don't stick well.

 

Black and Mild's are putrid... I will admit to smoking a few before I knew the difference. I also used to drink steel reserve/king cobra before I knew what real beer was

I'd like to see all these ridiculous associations end, honestly. No reason to hate a cigar or a gun because they have certain social associations... at the end of the day a cigar burns and a gun shoots, nothing more nothing less.

Perhaps I'm swayed by in my youngest years being shown cigars as "manly"... but I do quite enjoy them and would suggest everyone to at least try one once

 

A woman getting a job is emasculating a man.

Men, keep on fighting the good fight and don't let these creatures take over our hard earned jobs! Being a man ain't easy... we have to like... shower and shit.

 

i love walking around with an erection, its pretty damn funny at school...no hiding it, because my trousers are pretty tight

 

Yeah, I'm just talking shit. I have nothing against cigars or niggers.

I do have a lot against steel reserve though... sweet jesus!

 

I is a joint smoker too, my friends love smoking blunts and their bongs. I'm a classic girl, you give me a joint and Im happy.

 

Yeah, I hated those too. All my old lady would ever smoke out of. I couldn't help but feel like I was inhaling plastic.

 

This comes from a frequent smoker... I got those clear papers a year ago, and still have 90% of them left. They suck.

Joints are by far better than blunts... I don't understand the obsession... you want to roll a fat one, just get bigger joint paper.

I do prefer some tobacco mixed in regardless, though... much smoother burn.

I've grown up in the black community and come from a mixed family, the color of my skin has much less bearing on the way I am than my surroundings. And yes, black n milds are a traditionally hip hop culture (for lack of a better classification) thing... sad thing is most folks don't ever graduate to a real cigar, b/m's really are terrible.

 

I'm glad so many people like 'em joints.

I haven't smoked a joint in a while because there's just way too much homegrown around which is impossible to smoke in a joint (and I refuse to mix it with tobacco).

I'm so gonna buy a quarter of some middies when I get back to Arkansas... roll it all up in joints, and go climb a mountain.

 

Round here they say joints are for old people, so they spark up wasteful and flavor changing blunts that cost 100 times more than rolling with joint papers.

I started smoking joints because I came to the conclusion that they were the most frugal and enjoyable method... if only everyone in the world based decisions solely on whats best....

 

yea if you try to smoke some good and sticky bud in a joint without rolling with tobacco... your gonna have one shitty burnin joint. I learned that the hard way....

 

Ya mon.

Here's an observation about myself.

I only talk about ganj when I don't have any.

 

i love joints. so great and pure

 

I love to contemplate life's mysteries while smokin a joint and listenin to bob marley.... top that off with a nice stogey, hell yea.

I like strawberry 1.5's, although I find myself stickin to cheapy top papers because they are so easy to roll/cheap.