The Official "Dreadlock Forum Award" Thread

What color is it atm ? pink or purple ?

 

funniest poster - enjoy and pat
biggest douche - i have to agree with daisy on this one: the big bald fake dude
sexiest - amy, naedhippie (just because i'm already in love with that sig pic), vig, luxie, pandy
most improved dreads - idk
best googling skills passed off as intelligence - idk, a lot google i think
best bullshitting skills passed off as experience - i'd say somebody, but i won't
best locks (subcategorized into method of course) - well t&r chaos and lux, neglet Pat and NP, and i don't really recall who has backcombed ones but me, but i won't name myself here
best fence-sitting attempt - what?
biggest whiner - what was that guys name ho got banned and who updated every other day? duval? no not him.. the other one.. geez major memory fail
best at butchering the english language - all of you
most likely to never bathe - Sarah, cause she said so. though i still don't know why?
more metal than a scrapyard - Pat
most creative use of the word brah - i've seen it only once here and i can't remeber who used it
Cutest couple - Pat and chaos
Best peace keeper - chemigals
the person who shouldnt have dreads - what a mean award
biggest stoner - me
person who drinks the most - NP prolly, cause he makes alco topics
person with the best occupation - vig and NP (animals <3 )
toughest member - Pat
biggest phoney - o.o
best dread picture - don't know
sexiest photo - there's been so many
best thread - inspiration one i guess
worst thread - the president one

uh and thanks for kinda voting me for the best improved ones (cause it still was my work ^^)

Edit: tenshi is funny too

 

funniest poster- hmmmm, amy I likes the sarcasm
biggest douche- SE or the so many aforementioned douches, duval and corey M
sexiest- many many here, top would be domikatetrix, wastingthedaws and amybird
most improved dreads- dunno
best googling skills passed off as intelligence- meh
best bullshitting skills passed off as experience- have no proof but would have to say SE
best locks (subcategorized into method of course)- amybird, luxie and tie between pat NP
best fence-sitting attempt- what does this mean?
biggest whiner-diton and ummmm diton
best at butchering the english language-SE for typos,
most likely to never bathe- anyone but sarah as she already has too many votes
more metal than a scrapyard-why do we even vote in this category?? Pat
most creative use of the word brah - enjoy, pat but mostly NP
Cutest couple-meh
Best peace keeper- me if people would listen
the person who shouldnt have dreads-the dread extension person, or the person who did the dread extensions
biggest stoner- mmmm vig, NP, and the other guy who loved taking pits of his mota
person who drinks the most-np, luxie, pypes, me!,
person with the best occupation- would say tenshi but he admitted to it getting boring and sucky, would have to say Pat
toughest member- Pat, NP
biggest phoney-
best dread picture - dang, pandys epic mountain pic, but no hair in that one, but damn epic pic
sexiest photo- honestly... this award is too hard, easier if there was a smaller range
best thread- scan thread, array of drinking threads, and the food thread for the mexican food love, and my timeline! nah scratcht he last one, it hasnt been updated....oooooh and pandys rock balancing thread
worst thread- for original intention any of ditons threads, or the bald guy fake thread for pointlessness, negativity and general serious response to obviously fake thread

 

Good question lol

 

I think you mean stink.

now I'd definitely give you that one...
I actually scanned through the list twice trying to find one to put you in just because you're one of my fav people on here, but there just wasn't one that fit you perfectly.

 

Have you ever sat on a fence? it's a silly business... and it hurts your ass. Eventually one must choose a side.

 

I did the same... there were some great peeps that I just couldn't squeeze in anywhere.

 

Aww shucks lol

 

I think the most appropriate award from me would be
person I'd get along with most in real life.

 

thats a good award^add that

 

funniest poster - enjoy and Pypes
biggest douche - Corey M
sexiest - Chaos
most improved dreads -Mamamojo
best googling skills passed off as intelligence -Corey M
best bullshitting skills passed off as experience - Corey M
best fence-sitting attempt - GreenEarthGirl
biggest whiner - Duval and Corey M
best at butchering the english language - SE
most likely to never bathe - Sarah
more metal than a scrapyard - Pat
most creative use of the word brah - Pat
Cutest couple - BD and SL
Best peace keeper - Chemigals
the person who shouldnt have dreads - Dreadlocksftl
biggest stoner - Shadygrov
person who drinks the most - NP
person with the best occupation - I don't know your occupations
toughest member - Diton
biggest phoney - Duval's brother
best dread picture - Zilla in the sexy sexy dready thready
sexiest photo - Enjoy and his explosions *drool*
best thread - What are you EATING/going to eat thread
worst thread - the plastic hair journey thread.

 

funniest poster - NP for his subtle under tones
biggest douche - kannabis king because hes such a dildo
sexiest - HDH I think is one sexy mofo
most improved dreads - Don't pay attention to timelines
best googling skills passed off as intelligence - Corey Micheal also a dildo
best bullshitting skills passed off as experience - SoaringEagle
best locks (subcategorized into method of course) - [Natural - KnottyBabe][Waxed - SoaringEagle][Backcombed - Pat_][Twist and Rip - skip]
best fence-sitting attempt - the lurking ballbags
biggest whiner - Diton
best at butchering the english language Not SoaringEagle
most likely to never bathe - KnottyBabe
more metal than a scrapyard - Enjoy and not Pat_
most creative use of the word brah - meh.. no one uses it creatively
Cutest couple - Soaring Eagle and Diton
Best peace keeper - No one
the person who shouldnt have dreads - everyone should be allowed to have dreads... half the dildos shouldn't be allowed to post about their dreads
biggest stoner - meh
person who drinks the most - meh
person with the best occupation - I am going to say Mandy
toughest member - Enjoy I am a mudda farking Tonka Truck
biggest phoney - SoaringEagle
best dread picture - HDH
sexiest photo - no one
Biggest Rivalry - Dreadlocksftw and his grandma

 

Best make-up skills maybe haha

 

funniest poster NP or Enjoy
biggest douche dreadlocksftw edit: i choose whitesnow in hindsight.
sexiest brayingdonkey
most improved dreads mamamojo
best googling skills passed off as intelligence
best bullshitting skills passed off as experience soaringeagle
best locks (subcategorized into method of course) naturals: windcriesmary backcombed: brayingdonkey.
best fence-sitting attempt domakaterix
biggest whiner
best at butchering the english language soaringeagle
most likely to never bathe me
more metal than a scrapyard Pat
most creative use of the word brah
Cutest couple Pat and Chaos
Best peace keeper daisy
the person who shouldnt have dreads
biggest stoner
person who drinks the most NP
person with the best occupation tenshi
toughest member Pandy
biggest phoney
best dread picture
sexiest photo any one of wastingthedawn

nicest tits (can this please be one?): Zilla.

i dont pay much attention to the annoying noobs so i dont know what to put for some of the nominations.

 

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funniest- np
biggest douche- enjoy
sexiest- wastingthedawn
most improved- mamajo
best googling skills- corey m
best bullshitting passed off as experience- SE
best locks- t&r=luxie , negelect= pat, backcomb= HDH ( i think she back combed cant remember but had to include her somewhere)
biggest whiner- dreadlocksftw
most likely to never bathe- scattered
biggest stoner- shady
cutest couple- pat and chaos
toughest member- pandy
drinks the most- np
best thread- inspiration
worst thread- one of the many can i swim with dreads
best peace keeper- mandy

 

Yup I backcombed

 

Lol finally got the balls to mention my name enjoy im glad I stay on your mind enough to make you hate me

Biggest Phoney - Enjoy -

Biggest Stoner = Dreadlocksftw
Biggest Drinker = Soaringeagle

 

funniest poster- Pat
biggest douche- duval
sexiest- chaos
most improved dreads- pmister
best googling skills passed off as intelligence- Coreymicheal
best bullshitting skills passed off as experience- ....
best locks (subcategorized into method) t&r~chaos, negelect~pat or np, crochet~knottykate, backcomb~uh too many so ill just say mine lol
best fence-sitting attempt- me lol
biggest whiner- diton
best at butchering the english language- SE
most likely to never bathe- vig
more metal than a scrapyard- pat
most creative use of the word brah- zilla
Cutest couple- me and chaos .... nah chaos and pat fer sure
Best peace keeper- mandy
the person who shouldn't have dreads- .....
biggest stoner-shadygrov
person who drinks the most- NP or B
person with the best occupation- 73N5H1
toughest member- pandy
biggest phony- duval
best dread picture- luxie
sexiest photo- too many
best thread- sexy
worst thread- the 10 million diton made of worrying

 

luuulz!
I completaly forgot about you and your dipshit ways
But then when I saw the word douche, you and your douchey ways jumped back into my head. and I was like "ohhh, I know the perfect candidate!"

but lets not turn this thread into a "Hey I am Kannabis King and I have ego issues"
+I thought you left in a hissy fit...

Peace
dweeb

 

I vote Enjoy and Kannabis King for biggest internet gangsters