the off-topic thread

Why, do you have knobbly knees Nyika? :tongue:

 

I think I shall grow my hair and beard until I look like Captain Caveman.

 

Heh, I doubt your legs are a public health hazard like mine are.. this is why I never wear shorts, except on holiday. It's too disturbing for all concerned.

 

I think you should call me Pato instead of Duck. It sounds softer and more canard-like

 

I need blue tack!!!

 

Apricots are nice

 

I really want strawberries, but have to settle for grapes, carrots and celery.

 

I know a dirty joke:






A man fell in a puddle.

 

I promised £3000 away, now I shouldn't really back out should I?

 

Hahahaha Ny, where are you getting all these anti jokes from? I love em.

One I can remember is:

A man walks into a bar



He is an alcoholic and his drinking is destroying his marriage.

 

:lol:

 

Hehe, good one. Yer back from the tea drinking convention I assume...

 

And moon do NOT give away 3 grand! ARGH! Unless its to save someones life or something obviously

 

That I am miss, tea drinking and having to improvise the entire weeks revision period schedule to my parents. Good times. I've remembered another anti-joke if anyone desperately wants it (we had a bit of a thing for these in school a while back)


Knock Knock

Who's there

Excuse me sir, I'm from St John's Ambulance service, I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident, your wife is in a critical condition.

 

They make me giggle

 

*grooaaan*

 

My boyfriend was ment to call me tonight, and he forgot. Just tried to geet hold of him and no answer. He's having a few days in Cornwall and I couldn't go because I had work one of those days. He promised he'd call and he hasn't. I knew he'd do this to me.

 

I am addicted to paradoxal robots.

 

Im sitting here braless, pyjama top and jeans on with a jacket over. And im still cold so im hunched up. I look ridiculous
Im also sipping 60p orange juice. From concentrate

 

I love orange juice. But I'm allergic to oranges.