the off-topic thread

I've had a few drinks and now feel a bit tipsy and very very very very very happy!

 

tell me! i havent heard it. i think.


i need to do my art hwk but ive lost the picture we're supposed to be drawing. its by a man called Escher.

 

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Baboom tsch.

 

oh god i love that joke!!
Gina told me that in form (probably the only interesting thing she's ever said)
her english teach told her.

i told everyone

 

Got one that's more tasteless
...
A baby seal walks into a club :tongue:

 

haha.. i remember that one. i got one

whats green and looks like a bucket?
a green bucket

whats red and looks like a bucket?
A green bucket in disguise!!

:H im just radirrific.

this is the picture i need to draw. im just doing the bottom of the globe and fingers bit.

 

I wish i could add up I really buggered up the calculations

 

I just read this awful paul mcartney is dead theory website and it's scared me and now I'm going to have a subliminal message dream. I don't like paul mcartney or believe he is dead, but still.

 

I need to write some care plans. It's 2am and all I can think about is writing stupid care plans. Well, that's not all I'm thinking about!

 

Good day all! I've spent my morning making beads and I'm ready for a break!

 

good day

functional maths down, just got the calc and non calc left.
the functional one was one paper for everyone so they had to dumb it down a bit... which meant i must've done well, not ace but alright. only one Q. i couldnt do.

 

Haha, I am so SO glad I left maths behind me a long time ago.. damn it sucked.
You have my sympathies, but just think when it's over you don't have to do maths ever again!

 

In other news, my shoulders ache like buggery and I have no idea why.
I know massage therapy but it's a bit tricky to do on yourself

 

Anyone else let out an audible WRF at Gordie's plans to reinstate weed as class B. GOING AGAINST the advisory council and the police, both of whom we pay taxes for :S .

What an absolute mug.

 

i have strawberries and cream

i estimated there were 2560 bricks visable on the wall in the gym where we had our exam. I finished early. I do not dislike maths. I dont really like it. Its alright. Not the best, not the worst.

 

*cries* *screams* *swears extremely loudly*

Oh yes, and this was 7am this morning...

 

the only things to drink in this house are milk or an ice pops. i have a red one.

 

No more brownies left

 

Awww noo! I have a bright red tongue now lol!

 

I have naff-all to eat.
not even celery.
Bloody hell, who'dve thought celery would sound so appealing =/