the off-topic thread

Joke is this some kind of joke?

 

Is this you subtly letting us know you have a girlfriend?

 

when I was a kid we used to visit my grandad in Cromer. I still have fond memories of him.

 

Heh, well not entirely, more like best-mates-that-fuck.. meh, I dunno

 

Im really dreading going to the doctors Weve finally found a really good doctor, after years of seeing shitty uncaring ones, but thats part of the problem...things are getting done, test results are coming back, everythings moving, and it seems like its all incredibly invasive just to get back bad news every time The results today are really important and I think its a lose-lose situation anyway I want a hug

 

Congrats on your new friend that you fuck

 

*hugs* maxi

 

:grouphug: Thanks Ny...we just got back, and of course it was bad news. Its always bad news now. Thankfully we have a really good, honest doctor now, who basically said there is no ideal situation from here on in, we just have to plough through with our little shred of a chance until we can be referred for the needles and further poking about. Nice

On a brighter note I have a chocolate cookie. Nom nom

 

Aw Nutty (the squirrel that visits us) had babies out of the nest and shes bringing them (both) to our patio doors and showing them where the nuts are! Bless! Theyre so small

 

arg.

 

...me hearties !

 

Hole in my soul

 

my brain is confuzzled.

 

i'm scared, ive just had the police round saying loads of houses got broke into last night. and i'm all alone

 

I got my conch pierced today...

 

Sorry to hear that opel :grouphug:

Did the cops offer any advice? Maybe leave the lights on downstairs?

I'm sure you'll be fine opel, try not to worry, and get a good night's sleep. Have a chat with someone close on the phone and you'll feel better.

 

:grouphug: Opel

Hope this eve has been ok for you

 

Ny i thought a conch was just a shell. Now its a body part? Ugh, so much still to learn

 

Ooh its the shell-like inny ear bit. Got you! Ow!

 

I just splatted a mahoosive spider and it exploded