the off-topic thread

Arghh spider in the room, there is a spider in the room

 

:hysterica

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Is that you joining me in fear??

 

heute schon die Sonne

 

yes but if you respond and are on topic, then you are off topic to what the thread is supposed to be about (which is being off-topic) and thus you are can comment and be on-topic but still be off-topic to the original thread.

i'd pondered through this ages ago, but never posted it. :tongue:

 

that looks like a boob

 

Yep indeed

 

i dont get it......................................
and i dont mean the clever talk (which i dont get either)
i mean the mad as hell thing.

 

Hmm...Cuuuba...

 

I think you're putting the fish before the banana here

 

Damnit I hate shops. What are they actually for? I mean what are they actually for?

 

Im like a screwed up piece of paper being tossed about. No-one really looks, they just hit, or throw me over their shoulder and on to the next person. And the hands are hard and cold. And no-one cares about the ME of me, and what THAT can give. No-one cares about how birds make me smile, or what i dream. "How many years of experience do you have? Which college did you attend?" "Youre 2 minutes late!"..."Go and do this!"...Never, ever, "You show great initiative you know"..."Its great how you can keep a whole room full of 3 year olds quiet by singing and waving your arms about"..."Hey, Maxi, i love how you care about everyone"

Its completely fucking senseless, and i have no idea how were going to dig ourselves out of this hole. In 54 days

 

You know when people say "something amazing doesn't just fall out of the sky you know" and then it does? Really wish that would happen right now!

 

Oh im feeling so much better!

 

Wrath summoned up from the ground upon which thou human feet tread. For thou time shalt cometh when the ground will shake and erupt into a beautiful new greyish office building. To the Brumians, watch this space. A new twenty storey building is on its way. Brum, (*Dopey laughter)

 

Come on now! This is all just getting a little bit silly isn't it? Some young people can be very annoying!

Why is she sooo irritating?

 

Im sorry

 

Aww no, silly!

 

Maybe I should start generalising too! It seems the thing to do at the moment, clearly all people are the same!

 

As a child i was given 8 mercury fillings. 4 fell out and i SWALLOWED one of them, a pretty big one. 4 remain and are big and sturdy in my back teeth. I wish i could get the buggers removed