the off-topic thread

How am i awake
I think im mentally impaired
Just generally
like

 

Dreamt about being in prison. But the cells were changing cubicles. One officer was called, War.

in other news, Britain is falling to pieces. An inflatable santa claus is terrorising people in Oxford street. It is thought to have travelled from Luton 300 miles away.

 

Oh...my...

Ive just woken up and its 10 past 2
I just stared at the clock in disbelief for about 20 minutes

I was dreaming about a bird with a massive long sharp beak attacking me

Man

 

The other night I dreamed of buying a Nintendo Ds. I first purchased a super mario game, but then thought to get the preowned dslite with free game. I tried to get a 30 pound refund on the game. I couldn't. I had to try the other mario game before i could get a refund.


In other news: I think I have created a new and interesting concept. It is a Gothic Lisa Simpson. basically all the Simpsons are Goths. Homer is dressed as marilyn manson, Marge looks like Alice cooper because she was so depressed she cried. Affectively smearing makeup. Lisa Simpson, like a Blondie goth. bart, Michael jackson. Maggie and cat and Dog, dressed up as Emos.

 

Oh
Here they come. The beautiful ooones.
The beautiful oones
La la la la

God remember that? Why were they named after cowhides?

 

i dreamt naked people when i touch them they tried to stab me

 

Who shot Phil Mitchell?

 

Don't look back into the sun

 

Im thinking about dropping out of school.

 

Our bunny girl Fae gave birth to a single baby who was stillborn last night I probably wont make much sense for the next few days, as theres been such a bad atmos ever since

She began nesting at midnight and we became so excited, believing there would be a full healthy litter there in the morning

He was a lot larger than is normal for a newborn bun so were assuming it was some kind of genetic defect. He had brown and white patches all over

Fae is a dwarf rabbit so the unusually large baby was a huge strain on her, and shes looking very depressed and quite weak

And thats been my very morbid but true day

I also got my head slammed
In metro doors
And got concussion

 

Also just found out my brothers girlfriend is pregnant.
From what i can tel its far from good news for them
Sad day, huh
Rabbit death equalling human pregnancy is apparently some old wives tale or other
I wish those old wives had kept their stupid wifey mouths shut

 

I had yoshi egg this morning. First off, they are much much bigger than your standard Hen egg. Even larger than the duck egg, and far tastier than Easter eggs. It took about half an hour to boil the egg. The yolk is green and the whites are white but with red streaks in it. That is the blood.

 

How dare you? How old are you now anyway?
...
You got a reaction. You got a reaction didnt you?

 

Tidy your room.

 

I do worry about your imagination, J0hn

heh i actually used to enjoy duck eggs. Hens eggs are vile tasting things to me, but the ducks egg was richer. Only animal product i ever enjoyed once, i think. There used to be a free range farmer on the allotments up the road when i was growing up and my mum would buy duck eggs if i got ill

Coin coin


COIIIIIIN

and so on

My tummys heavy becaue i pigged out

 

same... Now i get how you can "gain a bra size" at lunch.

 

Bra sizes are so annoying. Ive got a whole range of bras all between 2 whole cup sizes because they seem to inflate and go back down at their own will! Theyre odd things, breasts
Boobies
Titties
heuheu
heu

 

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah... I just have the one with a proper cup size. Too much hassle and i refuse to go bra shopping. Im fine as i am.


And I've seen your flag on the marble arch,
And love is not a victory march,
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah...

 

Nom nom nom!

Her blue eyes kick the hell out of mine

 

i just found out my half-brother-in-law (guess that's how you'd say it) is on crack. *sigh*

he also attempted to kill himself again that's the 3rd time in the past month (2nd time in December) he's been committed to a hospital and run out the door before they could section him.

*double sigh*