the off-topic thread

Might give the wrong idea.. people might expect 'favours' in return

 

Yeah, but it's not like I can go in and buy a bottle of vodka without beiong asked for ID

 

Get a male friend to skip shaving for a couple of days, give him ten quid and let him keep the change (if the alcohol's not TOO cheap)..

 

I have over-18 friends but not the kind who would buy alcohol for me

 

Eh.. I'd do it if you paid my train fare to actually give you the stuff.. it's not like I have anything better to do (well, assignments, but sod that haha)..

Look at me, helping teenagers get drunk. Ooh, I'm going to HELL :reddevil:

 

I'm not THAT desperate...

I just said /geek out loud :leaving:

 

Well fuck you very much then

Last time I offer to help..

 

Erm, I meant it in a way that I'm not that desperate to get drunk, as in I'm not really bothered baiout getting drunk, I was being sorta jokey about the short skirt thing, it';s nothing personal or anoything, all I meant was taht i can live without getting drunk, wow, calm down.

 

I hate being asked for ID. My passport photo was taken when I was about 17 and it has my maiden name on it. Was going to get it changed but it costs hundreds of quidscant afford it yet. So I often have to get both the passport and my marriage certificate out and give them both to people, only for them to sit there looking gormless for a good 5 minutes trying to work it out. I try to explain "Ive given you both because my passport only has my maiden name, but you need proof that Im my full current name with a photo" but it still takes bloody forever, especially in that stupid post office

Rant overs now

 

Ah, apologies.. comes of reading stuff late at night (well, I'm tired) when you're stressed and pissed-off in a general sort of way..

 

Haha, thought ya meant 'I'm not desperate enough to ask for YOUR help'

 

"Maxi loves her new fluffy red gloves and blue PJs with hearts! What a darling wifey she is"

 

Ooh very cosy Maxi!

 

haha I wonder if he knows I read his twitter
Hes right though, I do love em. Ahh warm

 

Up in my lonely room,
When I'm dreaming of you,
Oh waht can I do?
I still need you but
I don't wnat you now.

Addicted to that song!

 

Good times for a change
See, the luck Ive had
Can make a good man
Turn bad

 

I dont care how much money you "earn". I dont care if you pay your taxes. I dont care how many cars you have, or if you have a degree, and I certainly dont care if you own your property. Are you a kind man? Do you love other living things? If not Id rather keep my distance. Call it judging if you like. If you are, would you like to party with me for a bit?

 

Crackers are yummy.

 

Buttered with sea salt:drool5:
I wonder how many times the average English speaker says "buttered" in their lifetime

 

I had real buttered toast today, usually we have marge.