the off-topic thread

Maxi Freeman is really 15 years old
You heard it from facebook first

 

My temperatures through teh roof but I dont feel illOr hot. I mean I feel hot but I dont feel it. You totally know

 

I just ate 6 biscuits

 

Either everyone on MSN is ignoring me specifically, or it's buggered.

I can't decide which one

 

Your coming up as offline chris.

 

It's like being a student again, up at silly hours of the morning to complete homework. I finally have a job I am not supposed to have homework!

 

I just spent ten minutes looking for the second piece of homework, getting a little bit aggitated because there was no bloody second piece of bloody homework. Then I turned to the page in front.....

 

I made the serious error of watching one of those list shows about programmes we love to hate and now I have 'What's the story in Ballamory, wouldn't you like to know?' looping through my head in an annoying Scottish woman's voice....

 

I shaved off my beard yesterday

 

the temperature is 3C outside, i am soooo cold. if i could afford to put a bar of the fire on i would so do it round about now!

 

Tell us where we will go!

 

I cant stop eating buttered crackers with sea salt ontop

 

Ponce :tongue:

 

Sal I cant believe YOU just called ME a ponce Whats poncy about that anyway!?
Baaaalaaaaamooooory

 

I actually was by that point, got fed up and went to bed

 

Are you implying I'm a ponce? How dare you! There's nothing at all poncy about me!

 

Do you want me to comment...

 

A horrible patient complained to senior management about me, saying that we shouldn't have twenty year olds running the ward. But I am, so stop all this twoddle and get used to it!

 

Card fraud ... on two of my cards ... £270:toetap05:

 

How many cards do you have?!

I'm restless, I want to do something but have nothing to do. So am watching an awful film and trying to do some homework at the same time. Suffice it to say... I haven't done much work!