the off-topic thread

Boys will be boys.

 

Has anyone seen a half full bag o'cheese?

 

No but I got A BLOCK if that's any good to you.

 

I once had a big block of frozen mushrooms in my freezer, they were supposed to last until Christmas but only made it to the around this time, pure indulgence.

 

nice cold mushrooms

 

My immune system isnt very good.
I need more Vit C.

 

Theres always something to lose.

 

orange juice drinkitupdrinkitupdrinkitup that shizzle works wonders.

 

only your mind

 

My parents both worked at GCHQ in the 50s. During the 1956 Hungarian uprising they didn't see each other for two weeks.

 

We are actually out of orange juice

And I dont want to lose my mind.
I like my mind.
Its pretty good.
I rely on it for alot of things.
I dont know what I'd do without my mind.
In fact I feel my mind is underappreciated.

Im going to go get some milk now.

 

milk and orange juice is a bad combination - don't try it kids!

 

sack milk off.
a brew is the key.

 

Tomatoes will do it, however, one must never drink milk and eat tomatoes, it's deadly

 

I have coffee, been night hiking

 

I have wine!

 

i have sobriety and cigarettes

 

I have a runny nose

 

Yes! I'm not the only one.

I've got high juice as well, in your face!

 

Ive got a song in my head.
And a sore lip.